1 00:02:06,166 --> 00:02:08,707 Avalanche! 2 00:02:31,082 --> 00:02:32,582 Cool! 3 00:02:34,416 --> 00:02:35,707 Great! 4 00:02:36,249 --> 00:02:37,874 Awesome! 5 00:02:38,374 --> 00:02:40,166 Horrible! 6 00:02:40,791 --> 00:02:41,916 Don't help them! 7 00:02:42,707 --> 00:02:43,707 Stand up! 8 00:02:43,749 --> 00:02:46,332 Morons! You're useless! 9 00:02:46,582 --> 00:02:48,082 That's all for today. 10 00:02:48,957 --> 00:02:49,957 Dismiss! 11 00:02:50,291 --> 00:02:51,124 Yes! 12 00:02:52,707 --> 00:02:53,957 Awesome! 13 00:02:53,999 --> 00:02:55,207 That move just now... 14 00:02:55,249 --> 00:02:56,541 Get away! 15 00:03:03,999 --> 00:03:04,541 I told you. 16 00:03:04,582 --> 00:03:06,082 No bubble gum... 17 00:03:07,041 --> 00:03:08,249 You're awesome! 18 00:03:08,416 --> 00:03:08,916 Really? 19 00:03:08,957 --> 00:03:11,916 Yes, especially your ultimate move, 20 00:03:11,957 --> 00:03:13,582 the Avalanche. 21 00:03:13,832 --> 00:03:16,416 You're a real man, 22 00:03:16,666 --> 00:03:20,416 and your hair swaying back and forth. 23 00:03:20,457 --> 00:03:21,957 How impressive! 24 00:03:21,999 --> 00:03:23,374 Are you free tonight? 25 00:03:23,832 --> 00:03:25,207 Watch TV at my place. 26 00:03:25,249 --> 00:03:27,999 It's big and comfy. 27 00:03:28,166 --> 00:03:28,957 You're crazy! 28 00:03:32,582 --> 00:03:35,291 Grizzly tried to pick you up. 29 00:03:35,332 --> 00:03:36,874 Why didn't you say yes? 30 00:03:37,041 --> 00:03:39,374 Grizzly, watch TV at my place. 31 00:03:39,541 --> 00:03:41,791 It's big and comfy. 32 00:03:42,916 --> 00:03:44,041 You look exactly like him. 33 00:03:44,082 --> 00:03:44,999 That's true... 34 00:03:45,041 --> 00:03:47,874 What are you looking for in a man? 35 00:03:48,166 --> 00:03:48,791 Yes! 36 00:03:48,832 --> 00:03:51,041 Handsome, gentle and easygoing. 37 00:03:51,082 --> 00:03:53,416 A real... hero. 38 00:03:53,541 --> 00:03:54,541 I don't know about heroes, 39 00:03:54,707 --> 00:03:56,749 but definitely pretty. 40 00:03:56,832 --> 00:03:58,874 You're gorgeous and smart. 41 00:03:58,999 --> 00:04:01,124 The lonely 36, 24, 36, 42 00:04:01,166 --> 00:04:02,541 let me be a part of your life, 43 00:04:02,791 --> 00:04:04,832 Call 4567. 44 00:04:04,874 --> 00:04:05,666 Remember! 45 00:04:05,707 --> 00:04:06,832 Never call 116! 46 00:04:06,874 --> 00:04:08,416 He's famous for touch-and-run. 47 00:04:08,916 --> 00:04:09,874 But last time, 48 00:04:09,916 --> 00:04:11,416 he left as soon as he saw me. 49 00:04:11,457 --> 00:04:12,541 He didn't touch. 50 00:04:12,582 --> 00:04:13,666 What's wrong with that? 51 00:04:13,707 --> 00:04:15,791 At least you didn't catch anything. 52 00:04:17,707 --> 00:04:19,207 Go change. 53 00:04:19,249 --> 00:04:21,832 I think you're going crazy! 54 00:04:23,499 --> 00:04:24,957 I'm telling you. 55 00:04:25,124 --> 00:04:27,874 There are no more heroes. 56 00:05:31,499 --> 00:05:32,207 Did you call the police? 57 00:05:32,874 --> 00:05:33,582 Yes, officer. 58 00:05:33,791 --> 00:05:34,874 You've been robbed? 59 00:05:35,666 --> 00:05:36,832 Yes, cleaned me out. 60 00:05:37,082 --> 00:05:38,041 What's your name? 61 00:05:38,832 --> 00:05:39,999 He Jin Yin. 62 00:05:40,541 --> 00:05:41,666 Show me your ID card. 63 00:05:42,582 --> 00:05:43,957 Look at me, officer. 64 00:05:43,999 --> 00:05:46,082 Where can I possibly hide it? 65 00:05:46,707 --> 00:05:49,374 Doesn't take a genius to rob you. 66 00:05:50,291 --> 00:05:51,249 What? 67 00:05:51,541 --> 00:05:53,541 Do you recognize the robber? 68 00:05:53,582 --> 00:05:54,332 What does he look like? 69 00:05:54,374 --> 00:05:55,541 Let me try. 70 00:05:55,582 --> 00:05:57,207 Do you remember... 71 00:05:57,249 --> 00:05:58,291 ...what the guy looked like? 72 00:05:58,749 --> 00:06:00,707 So what if I do? He had my consent. 73 00:06:01,041 --> 00:06:03,541 What do you mean? 74 00:06:03,791 --> 00:06:04,582 This is what happened. 75 00:06:04,624 --> 00:06:05,624 I was walking by. 76 00:06:05,666 --> 00:06:07,499 A man in rags came towards me. 77 00:06:07,541 --> 00:06:08,916 He asked me for $20 to buy food. 78 00:06:09,082 --> 00:06:10,874 I felt sorry for him and gave him $20. 79 00:06:11,082 --> 00:06:11,707 Then he told me, 80 00:06:11,749 --> 00:06:13,207 his wife and son have not eaten, 81 00:06:13,249 --> 00:06:14,499 and have no clothes. 82 00:06:14,624 --> 00:06:15,874 He took off my clothes, 83 00:06:15,916 --> 00:06:17,916 snatched my wallet and asked if I mind. 84 00:06:18,041 --> 00:06:19,291 I told him I do mind, 85 00:06:19,332 --> 00:06:20,999 but I'll let it slide. 86 00:06:21,291 --> 00:06:22,374 I offered to take off my underwear... 87 00:06:22,416 --> 00:06:24,874 ...because I should help him all the way. 88 00:06:25,249 --> 00:06:26,207 I was worried I'll get arrested... 89 00:06:26,249 --> 00:06:27,499 ...for indecent exposure. 90 00:06:27,707 --> 00:06:28,957 So I called the police, 91 00:06:29,207 --> 00:06:31,666 and put it on record. 92 00:06:35,166 --> 00:06:36,166 I seel! 93 00:06:36,332 --> 00:06:39,832 P.C.26324, we have a nudist on hand, 94 00:06:39,874 --> 00:06:42,291 suspected of being retarded. 95 00:06:42,332 --> 00:06:43,041 Please send backup... 96 00:06:43,082 --> 00:06:44,249 You got this all wrong. 97 00:06:44,291 --> 00:06:45,457 Let me repeat the story. 98 00:06:45,499 --> 00:06:46,957 Let's go, retarded nudist. 99 00:06:46,999 --> 00:06:48,249 Officer, I'm really... 100 00:06:48,291 --> 00:06:49,582 I pitied him, why would I lie? 101 00:06:49,624 --> 00:06:50,707 People like you... 102 00:06:50,749 --> 00:06:52,166 ...make the world more pitiful. 103 00:06:52,582 --> 00:06:54,332 Get up and eat. 104 00:06:54,374 --> 00:06:56,374 Try this on. 105 00:06:56,541 --> 00:07:00,416 Can't believe there's such a kind person. 106 00:07:08,332 --> 00:07:11,832 "Wing Kee Cafe" "Welcome" 107 00:07:18,332 --> 00:07:19,332 I'm back! 108 00:07:19,624 --> 00:07:21,707 So what? 109 00:07:22,041 --> 00:07:23,832 Have some water. 110 00:07:24,041 --> 00:07:24,999 Thanks! 111 00:07:26,166 --> 00:07:27,082 It's spicy! 112 00:07:27,166 --> 00:07:29,249 Not enough? I'll add more! 113 00:07:32,082 --> 00:07:34,291 Next time you have an order for North Point, 114 00:07:34,332 --> 00:07:35,624 send someone else. 115 00:07:35,832 --> 00:07:36,832 I had to climb up the hill. 116 00:07:36,874 --> 00:07:38,041 I almost didn't make it. 117 00:07:38,249 --> 00:07:39,707 It's for your own good. 118 00:07:39,749 --> 00:07:41,291 Gives you proper training. 119 00:07:41,332 --> 00:07:43,416 Take this to Wan Hua. 120 00:07:43,541 --> 00:07:44,082 What did you say? 121 00:07:44,124 --> 00:07:45,082 I can't take this anymore, Boss. 122 00:07:45,124 --> 00:07:46,832 You're the Boss' pet. 123 00:07:46,874 --> 00:07:48,166 I'm so jealous. 124 00:07:48,207 --> 00:07:49,207 Stop teasing me. 125 00:07:49,249 --> 00:07:51,207 Can you tell? 126 00:07:51,416 --> 00:07:52,457 Boss. 127 00:07:54,749 --> 00:07:56,582 There's a fly in my soup. 128 00:08:03,291 --> 00:08:04,374 Let me see. 129 00:08:05,166 --> 00:08:06,291 Johnny... 130 00:08:06,457 --> 00:08:07,416 Don't give me that! 131 00:08:09,582 --> 00:08:11,041 I had some of it, 132 00:08:11,291 --> 00:08:13,749 and the fly is still swimming around... 133 00:08:13,791 --> 00:08:14,957 ...like it was showing off, 134 00:08:15,207 --> 00:08:16,749 and mocking me. 135 00:08:16,791 --> 00:08:17,916 Say no more! 136 00:08:17,957 --> 00:08:19,582 I'm fastidious about hygiene. 137 00:08:20,082 --> 00:08:21,624 Not just you, 138 00:08:21,666 --> 00:08:23,082 we hate flies too. Kill it! 139 00:08:23,124 --> 00:08:25,582 Hurry! 140 00:08:25,624 --> 00:08:26,624 What are you doing? 141 00:08:26,666 --> 00:08:31,999 Crush it... hurry! 142 00:08:32,457 --> 00:08:34,041 Hygiene is our top priority, 143 00:08:34,082 --> 00:08:35,416 I'll kill it for you. 144 00:08:35,457 --> 00:08:37,457 I just want another bowl of soup. 145 00:08:37,499 --> 00:08:38,541 What's the fuss? 146 00:08:38,582 --> 00:08:40,041 Just give me another bowl. 147 00:08:40,082 --> 00:08:41,416 It's that simple. 148 00:08:41,457 --> 00:08:42,582 Stop! 149 00:08:42,624 --> 00:08:43,874 The fly is here... 150 00:08:43,916 --> 00:08:46,041 Help! 151 00:08:49,541 --> 00:08:51,041 Forget it! 152 00:08:54,957 --> 00:08:55,791 It's alright... 153 00:08:55,832 --> 00:08:56,999 It's over! Get back to your food. 154 00:08:57,499 --> 00:08:58,541 Come here! 155 00:08:59,374 --> 00:09:01,749 If we don't make a scene ... 156 00:09:01,791 --> 00:09:03,916 We won't get paid. 157 00:09:04,291 --> 00:09:06,041 We must do our best, right? 158 00:09:06,082 --> 00:09:06,957 Right... 159 00:09:06,999 --> 00:09:08,082 Good job! 160 00:09:10,457 --> 00:09:11,541 Isn't it too much? 161 00:09:11,582 --> 00:09:12,957 You don't have to break a bottle to kill a fly. 162 00:09:12,999 --> 00:09:14,082 I'm just trying to help. 163 00:09:14,124 --> 00:09:16,499 That bottle costs 50 cents, you moron! 164 00:09:18,832 --> 00:09:19,874 Where's the bottle? 165 00:09:19,916 --> 00:09:20,957 Behind you. 166 00:09:37,457 --> 00:09:39,082 Chief, what do you think? 167 00:09:39,291 --> 00:09:41,541 Excellent! You're the only woman... 168 00:09:41,582 --> 00:09:43,041 ...who can throw me over. 169 00:09:46,957 --> 00:09:48,457 It's my birthday today. 170 00:09:48,499 --> 00:09:49,832 Come join my party. 171 00:09:49,999 --> 00:09:51,916 They're all staring at us. 172 00:09:51,957 --> 00:09:53,082 Don't do this! 173 00:09:53,416 --> 00:09:54,624 I won't let go unless you say yes. 174 00:09:54,666 --> 00:09:58,041 Let go of me, you maniac! 175 00:10:02,582 --> 00:10:03,957 Thanks! 176 00:10:03,999 --> 00:10:05,249 Don't mention it. 177 00:10:05,457 --> 00:10:06,707 Bye! 178 00:10:08,207 --> 00:10:09,082 I'm busy tonight. 179 00:10:09,124 --> 00:10:10,457 What about tomorrow? 180 00:10:10,832 --> 00:10:12,999 I have 2 tickets for Jacky Cheung's concert. 181 00:10:13,041 --> 00:10:13,957 Let's go together. 182 00:10:14,332 --> 00:10:17,041 Having my period tomorrow. I can't go out. 183 00:10:17,249 --> 00:10:18,207 What a coincidence! 184 00:10:18,249 --> 00:10:19,582 So am |I! 185 00:10:25,207 --> 00:10:26,124 Delivery! 186 00:10:26,166 --> 00:10:29,541 Morning... 187 00:10:29,582 --> 00:10:31,749 Give me a sandwich. 188 00:10:31,791 --> 00:10:33,124 Only if you pay. 189 00:10:33,249 --> 00:10:34,707 You're catching on! 190 00:10:34,749 --> 00:10:37,249 You don't have a girlfriend, take her! Don't be shy! 191 00:10:37,291 --> 00:10:38,916 Stop teasing me! 192 00:10:38,957 --> 00:10:39,832 He's not so bad. 193 00:10:39,874 --> 00:10:41,124 If you're not coming to the party, 194 00:10:41,166 --> 00:10:44,041 at least give me a birthday kiss. 195 00:10:45,957 --> 00:10:49,374 Li, I'm so nice to you. 196 00:10:49,457 --> 00:10:50,499 You know how many girls approach me, 197 00:10:50,541 --> 00:10:51,499 and I still neglect them. 198 00:10:51,874 --> 00:10:53,791 Why don't you grab your chance? 199 00:10:53,832 --> 00:10:55,624 I don't know either. 200 00:10:56,249 --> 00:10:59,291 I'll Kiss anyone but not you. 201 00:10:59,332 --> 00:11:00,666 What? Anyone? 202 00:11:00,707 --> 00:11:01,791 Don't talk nonsense! 203 00:11:02,207 --> 00:11:03,707 Don't lie to yourself, Li! 204 00:11:03,749 --> 00:11:04,957 I know you love me. 205 00:11:05,207 --> 00:11:07,457 I'm telling you, you can't kiss anyone! 206 00:11:07,499 --> 00:11:08,332 Morning... 207 00:11:08,374 --> 00:11:09,624 ...but me. 208 00:11:12,916 --> 00:11:14,374 Don't give me this bullshit! 209 00:11:14,541 --> 00:11:15,291 Get over here now! 210 00:11:15,332 --> 00:11:16,291 Don't be ridiculous! 211 00:11:16,332 --> 00:11:17,874 What if I fall for you? 212 00:11:26,207 --> 00:11:27,666 Do you want to see Jacky Cheung's concert? 213 00:11:27,707 --> 00:11:28,832 Let's go together. 214 00:11:29,832 --> 00:11:31,416 I'm busy. 215 00:11:32,457 --> 00:11:34,166 Busy my foot! Let's go. 216 00:11:34,416 --> 00:11:35,832 Stop right there! You hear me? 217 00:11:35,874 --> 00:11:37,832 Let go of me! Come back! 218 00:11:38,249 --> 00:11:40,416 The Manager is looking for you. 219 00:11:40,666 --> 00:11:42,082 I like Jacky Cheung too. 220 00:11:42,124 --> 00:11:43,041 If you really want to go, 221 00:11:43,082 --> 00:11:43,999 I'll be happy to go with you. 222 00:11:44,041 --> 00:11:45,082 But make it Wednesday. 223 00:11:45,124 --> 00:11:46,249 That's the only day I'm off... 224 00:11:46,291 --> 00:11:47,416 ...in the whole month. 225 00:11:47,541 --> 00:11:49,791 What's the kid doing with Li? 226 00:11:49,999 --> 00:11:51,249 If you must go today, 227 00:11:51,291 --> 00:11:52,541 mind if I wear a hat? 228 00:11:52,582 --> 00:11:53,707 Or give me some time... 229 00:11:53,749 --> 00:11:54,707 ...to fix my hair? 230 00:11:54,749 --> 00:11:55,707 My hairstyle... 231 00:11:55,749 --> 00:11:58,041 ...doesn't go with your personality. May 1? 232 00:12:00,666 --> 00:12:01,957 Sorry! 233 00:12:02,874 --> 00:12:05,957 I kissed you without asking. 234 00:12:06,457 --> 00:12:07,749 I was only kidding. 235 00:12:07,916 --> 00:12:08,999 Kidding? 236 00:12:09,041 --> 00:12:09,832 Yes! 237 00:12:09,999 --> 00:12:12,207 I'm so relieved! 238 00:12:13,791 --> 00:12:15,749 It's alright! 239 00:12:15,791 --> 00:12:19,082 It happens to me all the time. 240 00:12:19,166 --> 00:12:20,832 Good! 241 00:12:22,749 --> 00:12:23,541 Bye! 242 00:12:23,582 --> 00:12:24,624 Run along! 243 00:12:24,916 --> 00:12:26,166 I'll wait till my legs quit trembling, 244 00:12:26,207 --> 00:12:29,124 and my heart slows down before I can go. 245 00:12:32,874 --> 00:12:34,041 I'm sorry! 246 00:12:34,874 --> 00:12:36,124 Can I help you? 247 00:12:36,166 --> 00:12:36,999 No... 248 00:12:37,082 --> 00:12:39,999 I'm fine. 249 00:12:40,041 --> 00:12:41,749 I'll sit down for a while. 250 00:12:42,332 --> 00:12:43,707 What's your name? 251 00:12:44,166 --> 00:12:46,791 He Jin Yin. I'm the delivery boy. 252 00:12:46,832 --> 00:12:48,999 Forgot my name card. 253 00:12:49,041 --> 00:12:51,457 My name is Li. 254 00:12:51,791 --> 00:12:53,082 Nice to meet you. 255 00:12:54,207 --> 00:12:55,166 Bye! 256 00:12:55,707 --> 00:12:57,457 I have to go! Bye. 257 00:12:58,082 --> 00:12:59,624 - Li! - Yes? 258 00:13:00,707 --> 00:13:02,582 About Jacky Cheung's concert, 259 00:13:02,624 --> 00:13:04,374 is that a joke too? 260 00:13:05,041 --> 00:13:08,124 I want to go, but the tickets are hard to get. 261 00:13:08,541 --> 00:13:11,082 Not really, if you try hard enough, 262 00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:13,332 you'll get what you want! 263 00:13:17,916 --> 00:13:20,374 - Bye! - Bye! 264 00:13:38,124 --> 00:13:40,166 "Ticket office opens at 9:00 a.m."” 265 00:13:42,291 --> 00:13:45,082 Get in line... 266 00:13:45,416 --> 00:13:45,874 Get in line... 267 00:13:45,999 --> 00:13:47,916 Jacky Cheung... we love you... 268 00:13:48,041 --> 00:13:48,999 Queue up! 269 00:13:49,166 --> 00:13:51,541 Jacky Cheung... we love you... 270 00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:54,457 I love Leon Lai... 271 00:13:54,541 --> 00:13:55,707 Fix him... 272 00:14:06,791 --> 00:14:07,541 Mister, 273 00:14:08,166 --> 00:14:10,291 can I take your place for $1,0007? 274 00:14:10,416 --> 00:14:12,124 Sorry, this is important to me. 275 00:14:13,291 --> 00:14:14,332 I promised my girlfriend, 276 00:14:14,374 --> 00:14:15,707 I'll get concert tickets. 277 00:14:16,082 --> 00:14:17,582 How about $2,0007? 278 00:14:17,791 --> 00:14:18,707 It's not the money, 279 00:14:18,749 --> 00:14:20,457 You should do it yourself. 280 00:14:20,499 --> 00:14:21,832 Like I sacrificed my only day off in a month, 281 00:14:21,874 --> 00:14:23,666 and camped out here overnight. 282 00:14:23,707 --> 00:14:25,124 Why are you doing this? 283 00:14:25,166 --> 00:14:26,207 If your girlfriend finds out... 284 00:14:26,249 --> 00:14:27,457 ...your dirty tricks, 285 00:14:27,499 --> 00:14:29,166 She'll never forgive you. 286 00:14:30,666 --> 00:14:31,624 Hey! 287 00:14:32,207 --> 00:14:33,874 I promised my boyfriend, 288 00:14:33,916 --> 00:14:34,957 I'll get tickets. 289 00:14:35,332 --> 00:14:35,916 Can I have your place? 290 00:14:35,957 --> 00:14:36,916 Sorry! You can't. 291 00:14:37,082 --> 00:14:39,041 I'll buy you dinner. 292 00:14:42,791 --> 00:14:43,666 Just one dinner? 293 00:14:43,832 --> 00:14:44,749 How many do you want? 294 00:14:44,791 --> 00:14:46,207 At least 3 or 4. 295 00:14:46,249 --> 00:14:47,541 No way! 296 00:14:47,832 --> 00:14:49,374 If I were you, 297 00:14:49,416 --> 00:14:51,457 even if it takes 30 dinners, 298 00:14:51,499 --> 00:14:52,957 I'll do it without thinking. 299 00:14:52,999 --> 00:14:55,374 How can you do that? You're crazy! 300 00:14:55,999 --> 00:14:57,291 If you won't make sacrifices for love, 301 00:14:57,332 --> 00:14:58,874 You'll never get the concert tickets. 302 00:15:01,541 --> 00:15:03,041 My grandson... 303 00:15:03,082 --> 00:15:04,582 ...wants me to get the tickets, 304 00:15:04,624 --> 00:15:05,749 but there's such a long queue. 305 00:15:05,791 --> 00:15:06,957 Can you give me your spot? 306 00:15:06,999 --> 00:15:09,332 I really love my grandson. 307 00:15:09,499 --> 00:15:10,582 Even if you don't pay me... 308 00:15:10,624 --> 00:15:11,499 ...Or take me to dinner, 309 00:15:11,541 --> 00:15:12,707 for the fact that you love your grandson, 310 00:15:12,749 --> 00:15:13,791 You can take my spot. 311 00:15:13,832 --> 00:15:14,957 How kind of you! 312 00:15:14,999 --> 00:15:16,999 You'll be rewarded. 313 00:15:22,291 --> 00:15:24,124 Get in line... 314 00:15:28,666 --> 00:15:29,832 2 tickets please. 315 00:15:29,874 --> 00:15:32,332 That old lady bought all the tickets. 316 00:15:32,582 --> 00:15:33,416 Can't be! I only need 2 tickets. 317 00:15:33,457 --> 00:15:36,041 There were only 20. We're sold out now. 318 00:15:36,374 --> 00:15:40,374 Let go! 319 00:15:41,082 --> 00:15:45,916 Granny! 320 00:15:47,707 --> 00:15:49,749 Do me a favor? 321 00:15:49,791 --> 00:15:51,041 I just want 2 tickets. 322 00:15:51,082 --> 00:15:52,332 I gave them to my grandson. 323 00:15:52,457 --> 00:15:53,624 Where is he? 324 00:15:53,832 --> 00:15:55,332 Outside... holding all the tickets. 325 00:15:55,457 --> 00:15:56,457 Tickets for Jacky Cheung concert... 326 00:15:56,499 --> 00:15:59,416 ...$500 each! Front stall $1,500. 327 00:15:59,707 --> 00:16:03,582 Hurry... 328 00:16:05,166 --> 00:16:06,749 Don't jump queue! 329 00:16:08,832 --> 00:16:09,916 I want 2. 330 00:16:09,957 --> 00:16:11,082 No problem. 331 00:16:13,332 --> 00:16:17,207 You're arrested for scalping. 332 00:16:17,374 --> 00:16:18,624 Sorry! 333 00:16:32,082 --> 00:16:34,291 What are you still doing here? 334 00:16:34,832 --> 00:16:37,082 I tried to get 2 tickets. 335 00:16:37,624 --> 00:16:39,041 It's so unfair. 336 00:16:39,207 --> 00:16:40,832 Of course you can't get them. 337 00:16:40,957 --> 00:16:42,166 They're all here. 338 00:16:44,499 --> 00:16:45,624 Jacky Cheung? 339 00:16:45,749 --> 00:16:46,916 Here! 340 00:16:49,624 --> 00:16:51,957 I love you, Jacky! 341 00:16:52,166 --> 00:16:54,541 No thanks. I have a girlfriend. 342 00:16:56,374 --> 00:16:58,416 Li, Jacky Cheung... 343 00:16:58,457 --> 00:17:00,666 ...made me believe in miracles. 344 00:17:00,957 --> 00:17:03,374 Now I have the guts to ask you out. 345 00:17:03,707 --> 00:17:05,999 Enclosed please find 2 tickets, 346 00:17:06,041 --> 00:17:07,582 I hope we can go together. 347 00:17:07,832 --> 00:17:08,957 Tomorrow at 3, 348 00:17:08,999 --> 00:17:12,499 I'll wait at the bus stop outside, 349 00:17:15,791 --> 00:17:16,666 Here's the delivery boy, 350 00:17:16,707 --> 00:17:17,457 Li. 351 00:17:17,499 --> 00:17:18,332 Mr. He. 352 00:17:18,666 --> 00:17:19,416 Hello! 353 00:17:19,457 --> 00:17:20,166 What a coincidence! 354 00:17:20,207 --> 00:17:20,874 Yes! 355 00:17:20,916 --> 00:17:22,749 I brought you an egg sandwich. 356 00:17:22,874 --> 00:17:23,707 Sorry, I don't eat eggs. 357 00:17:23,749 --> 00:17:25,582 Let's go! Hurry... 358 00:17:25,624 --> 00:17:26,666 Bye! 359 00:17:31,416 --> 00:17:34,249 Give it to your mother. 360 00:17:34,291 --> 00:17:35,832 Let me eat it! 361 00:17:38,666 --> 00:17:40,207 We're late, let's go. 362 00:17:40,457 --> 00:17:41,791 Bye! 363 00:17:41,957 --> 00:17:44,624 Help! 364 00:17:44,666 --> 00:17:49,082 That bitch ate my sandwich! 365 00:17:52,624 --> 00:17:53,707 - My throat... - What's wrong? 366 00:17:53,749 --> 00:17:54,749 Is it serious? 367 00:17:54,791 --> 00:17:55,624 I want to throw up. 368 00:17:55,666 --> 00:17:56,666 I'll pat you on the back. 369 00:17:59,291 --> 00:18:00,957 What is this? 370 00:18:03,624 --> 00:18:06,791 What are you still doing here? 371 00:18:06,957 --> 00:18:09,166 Li is waiting for you by the bus stop. 372 00:18:09,207 --> 00:18:09,916 Really? 373 00:18:10,082 --> 00:18:12,082 Trust me! You owe me dinner! 374 00:18:12,416 --> 00:18:14,332 Anything you say! 375 00:18:14,374 --> 00:18:17,166 "No one can compare to you," 376 00:18:18,124 --> 00:18:22,332 "I'll never forget your smile.” 377 00:18:22,499 --> 00:18:29,207 "You're the one I love." 378 00:18:30,457 --> 00:18:33,749 "You kiss me with those tender lips." 379 00:18:34,457 --> 00:18:37,457 "I can't help myself." 380 00:18:37,541 --> 00:18:43,749 "I'm losing control." 381 00:18:45,999 --> 00:18:47,166 Are you alright? 382 00:18:47,832 --> 00:18:49,624 I'm fine. 383 00:18:59,082 --> 00:19:00,374 How are you, Mr. He? 384 00:19:00,499 --> 00:19:01,582 Hi... 385 00:19:04,291 --> 00:19:05,457 This is for you. 386 00:19:08,791 --> 00:19:09,749 Thanks! 387 00:19:10,124 --> 00:19:11,541 There's no need. 388 00:19:12,041 --> 00:19:12,707 Let's shake hands. 389 00:19:12,749 --> 00:19:14,541 Sure! 390 00:19:18,999 --> 00:19:21,082 You're strange! I've never met.. 391 00:19:21,124 --> 00:19:22,541 ...anyone like you. 392 00:19:22,999 --> 00:19:23,916 Thanks... 393 00:19:24,582 --> 00:19:26,666 Thanks for the tickets! 394 00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:27,874 No need. 395 00:19:28,124 --> 00:19:29,791 Come on, don't be shy! 396 00:19:29,832 --> 00:19:30,791 No... 397 00:19:33,416 --> 00:19:34,624 How's it going? 398 00:19:35,082 --> 00:19:36,291 We're fine, thanks! 399 00:19:36,332 --> 00:19:37,041 Why are you thanking me? 400 00:19:37,166 --> 00:19:38,041 Whatever! 401 00:19:38,082 --> 00:19:38,874 What are you afraid of... 402 00:19:38,916 --> 00:19:39,707 You have body-odour or somethin'? 403 00:19:40,249 --> 00:19:40,749 Bingo! 404 00:19:40,791 --> 00:19:42,874 You kissed her yesterday. 405 00:19:42,916 --> 00:19:44,207 Are you getting into the sack with her today? 406 00:19:44,249 --> 00:19:46,207 Cut the crap! He's just a friend. 407 00:19:46,249 --> 00:19:47,541 Mind your manners! 408 00:19:47,624 --> 00:19:48,832 I'm provoking you, so? 409 00:19:48,874 --> 00:19:50,999 I dare you to hit me. 410 00:19:51,041 --> 00:19:53,082 Hit me... come on! 411 00:19:53,124 --> 00:19:55,207 Hit me hard! 412 00:19:57,082 --> 00:19:57,957 That won't be necessary. 413 00:19:58,041 --> 00:19:59,416 You've been punished enough. 414 00:19:59,457 --> 00:20:00,541 What's this? 415 00:20:01,166 --> 00:20:02,416 I guess it's shit, 416 00:20:02,457 --> 00:20:03,874 but I don't know whose it is! 417 00:20:04,666 --> 00:20:07,041 How dare you! 418 00:20:17,166 --> 00:20:18,957 You bastard! You had the nerve to dodge! 419 00:20:19,041 --> 00:20:20,457 How can you do that? 420 00:20:20,499 --> 00:20:25,374 What kind of a man are you? 421 00:20:32,416 --> 00:20:34,791 Li, come watch TV. 422 00:20:34,832 --> 00:20:36,041 No! 423 00:20:36,082 --> 00:20:37,457 Madonna is singing. 424 00:20:37,499 --> 00:20:39,582 Come quick! 425 00:20:40,541 --> 00:20:41,666 I don't want to watch. 426 00:20:41,707 --> 00:20:42,457 Are you alright? 427 00:20:42,957 --> 00:20:44,916 I'm fine! 428 00:20:45,332 --> 00:20:47,207 Here comes Madonna. Come quick! 429 00:20:47,249 --> 00:20:49,416 No! 430 00:20:49,457 --> 00:20:51,041 She's wearing a tuxedo! 431 00:20:51,082 --> 00:20:52,582 Don't be a nag, Mother! 432 00:20:52,624 --> 00:20:53,707 Li. 433 00:20:54,707 --> 00:20:55,791 What is it? 434 00:20:56,249 --> 00:20:57,291 What are you doing here? 435 00:20:57,332 --> 00:20:58,874 I came to apologize. 436 00:21:00,374 --> 00:21:02,749 Don't be silly! There's no need to apologize. 437 00:21:02,791 --> 00:21:03,832 It's not your fault. 438 00:21:03,874 --> 00:21:05,457 How is your nose? 439 00:21:05,499 --> 00:21:06,207 Fine. 440 00:21:06,582 --> 00:21:07,666 Really? 441 00:21:08,291 --> 00:21:09,332 Really! 442 00:21:09,457 --> 00:21:10,374 You're lying. 443 00:21:10,874 --> 00:21:12,624 I hit myself on the nose casually. 444 00:21:12,666 --> 00:21:15,207 It hurts so bad and I'm in tears. 445 00:21:15,916 --> 00:21:18,041 Sorry, I'm really fine. 446 00:21:18,082 --> 00:21:19,207 Please don't worry. 447 00:21:19,291 --> 00:21:20,749 Don't lie to me. 448 00:21:20,791 --> 00:21:22,291 I insist that you go to the hospital for a check up. 449 00:21:22,332 --> 00:21:23,916 It can be serious. 450 00:21:23,957 --> 00:21:25,999 You may have internal bleeding... 451 00:21:26,041 --> 00:21:27,124 ...or nasosinusitis, 452 00:21:27,166 --> 00:21:29,291 or even cancer if you're out of luck. 453 00:21:29,332 --> 00:21:32,957 You may be dead! 454 00:21:34,249 --> 00:21:35,541 Are you finished? 455 00:21:36,541 --> 00:21:38,374 It's late, I want to go to bed. 456 00:21:38,416 --> 00:21:39,624 You better leave. 457 00:21:40,624 --> 00:21:44,041 Here! Take this back. 458 00:21:48,791 --> 00:21:50,957 Please don't do this to me, Li. 459 00:21:50,999 --> 00:21:52,291 Please give me another chance. 460 00:21:53,791 --> 00:21:55,832 I treasure what we have. 461 00:21:56,249 --> 00:21:58,041 It's important to me. 462 00:21:59,249 --> 00:22:02,249 You got it all wrong, Mr. He. 463 00:22:04,249 --> 00:22:06,374 I don't like cowards. 464 00:22:33,832 --> 00:22:35,291 I didn't even touch him, 465 00:22:35,332 --> 00:22:36,957 he's already on his knees begging... 466 00:22:36,999 --> 00:22:38,624 ...like a dog. 467 00:22:38,666 --> 00:22:39,749 Do you know who I hit? 468 00:22:39,791 --> 00:22:40,541 Who? 469 00:22:40,749 --> 00:22:42,332 Li. 470 00:22:42,916 --> 00:22:45,041 She flew 9 feet high, 471 00:22:45,082 --> 00:22:46,582 and spun 2 full circles. 472 00:22:46,624 --> 00:22:48,332 Isn't that wonderful? 473 00:22:52,332 --> 00:22:53,791 You bragged about injuring someone. 474 00:22:53,832 --> 00:22:55,457 How can you do that? 475 00:22:55,666 --> 00:22:56,874 What about you had shit all over your face? 476 00:22:56,916 --> 00:22:57,957 Why don't you mention that? 477 00:22:57,999 --> 00:22:59,291 Shit all over your face? 478 00:23:01,457 --> 00:23:02,416 What did you say? 479 00:23:03,041 --> 00:23:03,916 I'm saying... 480 00:23:03,957 --> 00:23:05,791 ...you better apologize to Li. 481 00:23:14,707 --> 00:23:16,624 Are you alright, Li? 482 00:23:17,791 --> 00:23:19,041 Don't move! 483 00:23:19,791 --> 00:23:21,832 I tried calling you last night. 484 00:23:21,874 --> 00:23:22,832 Did you know? 485 00:23:23,082 --> 00:23:26,999 You didn't pick up, I was so worried. 486 00:23:27,166 --> 00:23:29,124 I couldn't sleep at all. 487 00:23:29,499 --> 00:23:30,207 Stop! 488 00:23:30,249 --> 00:23:31,457 How can you do that to him? 489 00:23:31,957 --> 00:23:33,457 I didn't do anything. 490 00:23:33,499 --> 00:23:35,707 Go deliver your order. 491 00:23:35,874 --> 00:23:37,207 Did you hear me? 492 00:23:38,957 --> 00:23:40,166 Asshole! 493 00:24:05,124 --> 00:24:06,457 Are you hurt? 494 00:24:13,749 --> 00:24:15,999 I told you I don't like cowards. 495 00:24:27,332 --> 00:24:28,499 How is he? 496 00:24:28,541 --> 00:24:30,166 He's an idiot. 497 00:24:30,457 --> 00:24:32,541 Don't mind him, let's practice! 498 00:24:44,374 --> 00:24:46,082 "Coward Savior!" 499 00:24:59,124 --> 00:25:02,457 We don't open until 9 o'clock. 500 00:25:02,499 --> 00:25:05,041 It's 8:45, 15 more minutes to go. 501 00:25:05,166 --> 00:25:06,624 What do you want? 502 00:25:07,749 --> 00:25:08,957 I'm a coward. 503 00:25:08,999 --> 00:25:12,207 It's obvious. You should come last night. 504 00:25:12,291 --> 00:25:13,666 US$20.00 505 00:25:16,207 --> 00:25:16,832 $207? 506 00:25:16,874 --> 00:25:17,624 Yes. 507 00:25:18,374 --> 00:25:20,624 Apply a thin layer 30 minutes beforehand. 508 00:25:20,666 --> 00:25:22,832 Last time some Kkid... 509 00:25:22,874 --> 00:25:24,957 ...used the whole bottle and... 510 00:25:24,999 --> 00:25:26,499 No, I don't need this. 511 00:25:26,541 --> 00:25:28,082 I want my money back. 512 00:25:28,416 --> 00:25:31,082 Your fingerprints are all over it, 513 00:25:31,124 --> 00:25:32,457 you can't return it. 514 00:25:33,041 --> 00:25:34,499 Then give me 2 beers. 515 00:25:34,541 --> 00:25:35,416 Alright! 516 00:25:36,082 --> 00:25:37,582 Give me $8 more. 517 00:25:37,916 --> 00:25:39,124 I'll keep the change. 518 00:25:39,166 --> 00:25:40,499 Here's a pack of peanuts. 519 00:25:40,832 --> 00:25:42,874 Don't look or it'll cost you more. 520 00:25:42,916 --> 00:25:44,082 Go away! 521 00:25:44,541 --> 00:25:45,457 Look at you! 522 00:25:45,499 --> 00:25:46,707 2 words are tattooed on your face, 523 00:25:46,749 --> 00:25:48,707 Heart broken. 524 00:26:04,916 --> 00:26:06,249 You really are? 525 00:26:07,707 --> 00:26:10,624 So what? People do that all the time. 526 00:26:11,041 --> 00:26:12,041 The first time? 527 00:26:13,582 --> 00:26:14,999 So it should be the hardest. 528 00:26:15,332 --> 00:26:17,374 You don't need a beer... 529 00:26:18,666 --> 00:26:19,791 ...right now. 530 00:26:19,832 --> 00:26:22,541 You should change into something more cheerful. 531 00:26:22,582 --> 00:26:24,332 Listen to a good song, 532 00:26:24,374 --> 00:26:26,041 and eat a big breakfast. 533 00:26:26,082 --> 00:26:28,541 You'll feel much better. 534 00:26:29,666 --> 00:26:30,999 Let me help you. 535 00:26:32,207 --> 00:26:34,124 Trust me! 536 00:26:35,249 --> 00:26:36,332 Come on! 537 00:26:37,957 --> 00:26:40,166 This is the best deal for you. 538 00:26:40,207 --> 00:26:41,791 Nice clothes, a song and a big breakfast. 539 00:26:41,832 --> 00:26:44,249 I'm charging you 60 cents per second. 540 00:26:44,291 --> 00:26:46,166 What do you think? 541 00:26:46,332 --> 00:26:48,166 I think I've been duped. 542 00:26:48,207 --> 00:26:49,249 Really? 543 00:26:51,249 --> 00:26:53,124 Does that take your mind off... 544 00:26:53,166 --> 00:26:55,457 ...the fact that you've been duped? 545 00:26:55,707 --> 00:26:56,207 Maybe. 546 00:26:56,249 --> 00:26:57,457 Get more involved! 547 00:26:57,707 --> 00:26:59,082 Brace yourself and sing along, 548 00:26:59,124 --> 00:27:01,416 I guarantee you'll feel better. 549 00:27:03,041 --> 00:27:03,916 Sing! 550 00:27:04,041 --> 00:27:05,332 Leave her... 551 00:27:05,374 --> 00:27:06,791 Yeah... baby! 552 00:27:08,541 --> 00:27:10,082 Leave her... 553 00:27:10,499 --> 00:27:11,791 Yeah... baby! 554 00:27:11,916 --> 00:27:13,749 Don't look at me, look over there. 555 00:27:21,124 --> 00:27:23,332 Please pass the ball back. 556 00:27:24,041 --> 00:27:24,874 It's raining... 557 00:27:24,916 --> 00:27:26,624 Hurry... 558 00:27:31,791 --> 00:27:32,791 Are you alright? 559 00:27:32,832 --> 00:27:36,582 Don't be silly! I know kung fu. 560 00:27:36,749 --> 00:27:37,541 Kung fu? 561 00:27:37,582 --> 00:27:39,541 Yes. 562 00:27:41,832 --> 00:27:43,957 I can teach you. 20% off. 563 00:27:45,832 --> 00:27:47,874 "Coward Savior!" 564 00:27:48,624 --> 00:27:50,874 "Chinese Ancient Boxing" 565 00:27:50,916 --> 00:27:52,291 In this sports center, 566 00:27:52,332 --> 00:27:54,791 the Chinese Ancient Boxing School has a long history, 567 00:27:55,166 --> 00:27:57,666 I'm the current Chief. 568 00:27:57,707 --> 00:27:59,332 What should I call you, old man? 569 00:27:59,416 --> 00:28:01,874 Call me the Devilish Muscle Man, 570 00:28:01,916 --> 00:28:03,666 Anything but old man. 571 00:28:03,707 --> 00:28:05,041 Sure! 572 00:28:08,416 --> 00:28:10,791 Why is the gym... 573 00:28:10,832 --> 00:28:12,207 ...behind your grocery store? 574 00:28:12,249 --> 00:28:13,832 The grocery store is a side business. 575 00:28:13,874 --> 00:28:15,666 I'm a boxing coach by profession. 576 00:28:16,124 --> 00:28:18,457 Fame is not my game, 577 00:28:18,499 --> 00:28:20,916 I hate people who court publicity. 578 00:28:21,124 --> 00:28:23,749 Bruce Lee was my classmate, 579 00:28:23,791 --> 00:28:25,541 do I brag about that? 580 00:28:25,666 --> 00:28:28,249 Jackie Chan likes to have tea with me, 581 00:28:28,291 --> 00:28:30,082 I'd like to humor him too. 582 00:28:30,124 --> 00:28:32,374 That's him, see that? 583 00:28:32,416 --> 00:28:33,666 Do I tell you about him? 584 00:28:33,707 --> 00:28:35,207 What's the big deal? 585 00:28:35,374 --> 00:28:36,874 What do you want to learn? 586 00:28:36,916 --> 00:28:37,707 What can you teach me? 587 00:28:38,041 --> 00:28:38,624 Iron Sand Palm, 588 00:28:38,666 --> 00:28:40,416 originated from Si Shui,is powerful... 589 00:28:40,457 --> 00:28:42,082 ...capable of shattering anyone's internal organs. 590 00:28:42,124 --> 00:28:44,916 They'll be dead on arrival at the hospital. 591 00:28:46,291 --> 00:28:47,916 Takes 3 days to learn and cost $600. 592 00:28:48,957 --> 00:28:50,332 Armor SKkill, 593 00:28:50,374 --> 00:28:52,749 came from Southern Shaolin, 70 km north of Fujian, 594 00:28:52,791 --> 00:28:55,207 and 30 knots south of Shan Mei. 595 00:28:55,332 --> 00:28:58,166 It'll render you impenetrable to all weapons... 596 00:28:58,207 --> 00:28:59,624 ...including fire and water. 597 00:28:59,916 --> 00:29:01,832 Takes 5 days and cost $800. 598 00:29:03,541 --> 00:29:04,874 Flying guillotine, 599 00:29:06,541 --> 00:29:07,916 from the late Ming and early Qing dynasty, 600 00:29:07,957 --> 00:29:10,374 the official weapon for imperial assassins, 601 00:29:10,416 --> 00:29:13,416 capable of decapitating anyone from miles away. 602 00:29:14,832 --> 00:29:16,082 Because it is lethal, 603 00:29:16,124 --> 00:29:17,707 I'm using this yo-yo instead. 604 00:29:17,749 --> 00:29:19,707 Takes 7 days and cost $1,000. 605 00:29:19,916 --> 00:29:22,749 Poison Dragon Drill, 606 00:29:22,791 --> 00:29:24,041 came from a comic... 607 00:29:24,082 --> 00:29:25,249 ...and started out as a fantasy. 608 00:29:25,291 --> 00:29:26,249 But I have modified it... 609 00:29:26,291 --> 00:29:28,124 ...and turned it into powerful footwork. 610 00:29:28,166 --> 00:29:29,207 It'll cost $1,500. 611 00:29:31,666 --> 00:29:33,541 Lightning Death Ray! 612 00:29:33,582 --> 00:29:38,832 It has killed numerous monsters... 613 00:29:40,082 --> 00:29:41,374 ...and all those dinosaurs, 614 00:29:41,457 --> 00:29:43,999 took young people by storm in the 70s. 615 00:29:44,291 --> 00:29:46,832 I can tell you it's fake. 616 00:29:47,082 --> 00:29:48,957 There is no such thing. 617 00:29:48,999 --> 00:29:50,416 It only exists in the movies. 618 00:29:50,457 --> 00:29:51,582 I must tell you. 619 00:29:51,624 --> 00:29:53,874 You don't have to worry. 620 00:29:53,916 --> 00:29:55,457 Honesty and practicality are my motto. 621 00:29:55,499 --> 00:29:56,124 I'm the Devilish Muscle Man. 622 00:29:56,166 --> 00:29:58,082 I choose my students... 623 00:29:58,124 --> 00:29:58,999 ...based on potential 624 00:29:59,041 --> 00:30:01,041 I don't teach just anyone who wants to learn. 625 00:30:01,082 --> 00:30:01,707 I better go. 626 00:30:01,749 --> 00:30:02,791 Don't! 627 00:30:03,207 --> 00:30:04,624 We're getting along just fine. 628 00:30:04,666 --> 00:30:05,874 You don't have to worry. 629 00:30:05,916 --> 00:30:06,624 I think it's too expensive. 630 00:30:06,666 --> 00:30:08,166 Anything is negotiable. 631 00:30:08,207 --> 00:30:09,791 I'm not making much as it is. 632 00:30:09,957 --> 00:30:11,624 I'll teach you for free if you have potential. 633 00:30:11,707 --> 00:30:13,041 - Really? - Really! 634 00:30:13,249 --> 00:30:14,374 That's not a good idea. 635 00:30:14,416 --> 00:30:16,332 Your leg... 636 00:30:16,374 --> 00:30:18,041 I don't want you to overexert yourself. 637 00:30:18,082 --> 00:30:19,207 Sorry for the intrusion. 638 00:30:45,707 --> 00:30:49,124 Iron Sand Palm emphasizes inner strength. 639 00:30:49,166 --> 00:30:50,957 It can kill without being noticed. 640 00:30:51,416 --> 00:30:52,207 It's amazing! 641 00:30:52,249 --> 00:30:53,374 Fame is not my game. 642 00:30:53,416 --> 00:30:54,457 Please don't tell anyone... 643 00:30:54,499 --> 00:30:55,457 ...I'm a kung fu expert. 644 00:30:55,499 --> 00:30:56,749 I'm just a cripple. 645 00:30:56,791 --> 00:30:57,707 Yes! 646 00:30:57,916 --> 00:31:00,082 Can you beat judo? 647 00:31:00,124 --> 00:31:01,124 Judo? 648 00:31:01,166 --> 00:31:03,041 You're kidding! 649 00:31:03,082 --> 00:31:04,457 Of course I can beat judo. 650 00:31:04,666 --> 00:31:07,124 Chinese kung fu has a long history. 651 00:31:07,874 --> 00:31:12,707 As they say, there are no cowards with kung fu. 652 00:31:13,541 --> 00:31:14,666 Can you teach me? 653 00:31:14,707 --> 00:31:16,082 I make no promises. 654 00:31:16,124 --> 00:31:17,791 Tell me what do you want to learn. 655 00:31:17,832 --> 00:31:18,916 Everything. 656 00:31:18,957 --> 00:31:21,332 That's expensive... 657 00:31:21,374 --> 00:31:22,666 ...and exhausting. 658 00:31:22,707 --> 00:31:23,707 I don't mind. 659 00:31:23,832 --> 00:31:26,124 I want to be strong. 660 00:31:26,166 --> 00:31:27,624 Very good! 661 00:31:27,791 --> 00:31:29,291 From the fire in your eyes, 662 00:31:29,332 --> 00:31:30,874 I know you have great potential. 663 00:31:30,916 --> 00:31:33,207 Cut the bullshit and pay up. 664 00:31:34,124 --> 00:31:34,832 Fine. 665 00:31:35,041 --> 00:31:35,999 Your fees, Master. 666 00:31:36,041 --> 00:31:36,957 - Wait! - What? 667 00:31:36,999 --> 00:31:37,999 This is my hard earned money. 668 00:31:38,041 --> 00:31:39,416 Don't worry. I understand. 669 00:31:39,457 --> 00:31:41,499 I can speed up your training. 670 00:31:41,791 --> 00:31:43,041 - Wait! - What now? 671 00:31:43,082 --> 00:31:44,832 You said you'll teach me for free if I have potential. 672 00:31:44,874 --> 00:31:46,291 Good question! Hang on! 673 00:31:46,332 --> 00:31:48,041 The money is not for me. "Everyone Can Practice Kung Fu" 674 00:31:48,082 --> 00:31:49,874 [t'll be donated to fellow Chinese in the Mainland... 675 00:31:49,916 --> 00:31:51,249 ...30 that they can all go to school... 676 00:31:51,291 --> 00:31:52,624 ...as well as learn kung fu. 677 00:31:52,916 --> 00:31:53,707 How meaningful! 678 00:31:53,791 --> 00:31:54,832 Yes! Put it in! 679 00:31:55,832 --> 00:31:56,832 Everything. 680 00:31:56,874 --> 00:31:58,832 You're now a student of Ancient Chinese Boxing. 681 00:31:58,874 --> 00:32:00,291 Congratulations! 682 00:33:17,124 --> 00:33:17,791 Li. 683 00:33:18,957 --> 00:33:19,541 Going to class? 684 00:33:19,707 --> 00:33:20,541 Yes. 685 00:33:22,832 --> 00:33:26,124 I'm secretly practicing kung fu. 686 00:33:27,207 --> 00:33:27,832 Really? 687 00:33:27,874 --> 00:33:29,291 I can also tell you, 688 00:33:29,332 --> 00:33:30,666 I'm getting good. 689 00:33:30,832 --> 00:33:32,041 Oh! 690 00:33:35,249 --> 00:33:36,624 If you run into any trouble, 691 00:33:36,666 --> 00:33:37,749 Just let me know. 692 00:33:37,791 --> 00:33:39,582 It doesn't matter what time. I stay up late. 693 00:33:39,624 --> 00:33:41,166 Really? Try it! 694 00:33:44,624 --> 00:33:45,457 Thanks! 695 00:33:45,666 --> 00:33:46,999 Here comes Yin. 696 00:33:50,082 --> 00:33:51,291 Bastard! 697 00:33:56,499 --> 00:33:57,374 What are you doing? 698 00:33:57,499 --> 00:33:59,041 You're supposed to wash the rice, not jab it. 699 00:33:59,082 --> 00:34:00,374 You've been at it for half an hour! 700 00:34:00,416 --> 00:34:01,541 What has the rice done to you? 701 00:34:01,582 --> 00:34:02,916 Did it kill your father? 702 00:34:02,957 --> 00:34:04,999 You can kill it with a knife. 703 00:34:05,207 --> 00:34:06,666 But stop jabbing! 704 00:34:06,957 --> 00:34:08,582 I'm practicing. 705 00:34:08,707 --> 00:34:10,041 - Practicing? - Yes. 706 00:34:10,249 --> 00:34:13,082 Practice on me! 707 00:34:13,124 --> 00:34:15,041 Are you alright, Boss? 708 00:34:15,291 --> 00:34:16,749 I want you dead! 709 00:34:17,457 --> 00:34:18,374 Noodles! 710 00:34:18,416 --> 00:34:20,457 What's this? 711 00:34:20,624 --> 00:34:22,082 Curry beef with braised noodles. 712 00:34:22,124 --> 00:34:24,041 I wanted fried noodles. 713 00:34:24,082 --> 00:34:24,874 I'll get you another one. 714 00:34:24,916 --> 00:34:26,291 Let me handle this. 715 00:34:28,249 --> 00:34:29,541 What's the meaning of this? 716 00:34:29,624 --> 00:34:30,499 Sorry! I'll do it. 717 00:34:30,541 --> 00:34:34,999 Sorry... The kitchen is swamped. 718 00:34:35,791 --> 00:34:37,499 - Sorry! - Here it is, sir! 719 00:34:37,541 --> 00:34:39,249 I've lost my appetite. 720 00:34:39,291 --> 00:34:40,582 Help yourself! 721 00:34:41,582 --> 00:34:42,624 You're making a mess! 722 00:34:42,666 --> 00:34:44,374 Doing that in front of the customer, 723 00:34:44,416 --> 00:34:45,666 you want me to close down? 724 00:34:45,707 --> 00:34:46,666 Next time, 725 00:34:46,707 --> 00:34:48,124 do it in the back, 726 00:34:48,166 --> 00:34:49,124 not in front of the customer. 727 00:34:49,166 --> 00:34:50,249 I'm so busy practicing, 728 00:34:50,332 --> 00:34:51,374 I did that subconsciously. 729 00:34:51,832 --> 00:34:53,916 What's wrong with you? 730 00:34:53,957 --> 00:34:56,832 You're dreaming! 731 00:34:57,166 --> 00:34:59,791 You're an idiot, who would teach you? 732 00:34:59,916 --> 00:35:01,957 He's taking advantage of you. 733 00:35:01,999 --> 00:35:02,707 If you don't do it, 734 00:35:02,749 --> 00:35:03,999 I'm already eternally grateful 735 00:35:04,041 --> 00:35:05,874 What? I took advantage of you? 736 00:35:05,916 --> 00:35:07,957 You were an orphan... 737 00:35:07,999 --> 00:35:09,166 Alright, Boss... 738 00:35:09,207 --> 00:35:09,957 I took you in... 739 00:35:09,999 --> 00:35:10,957 I fed you and put a roof over your head... 740 00:35:10,999 --> 00:35:12,291 How can you say that? 741 00:35:12,332 --> 00:35:13,041 Stop it! 742 00:35:13,124 --> 00:35:15,082 If you want to quit, 743 00:35:15,124 --> 00:35:16,624 you're welcome to leave... go! 744 00:35:16,791 --> 00:35:18,291 No one is asking you to stay! 745 00:35:18,332 --> 00:35:19,874 Shut up! 746 00:35:19,916 --> 00:35:21,874 What are you doing? 747 00:35:22,291 --> 00:35:23,082 Where are you going? 748 00:35:23,124 --> 00:35:24,374 Don't mind him! Get back to work! 749 00:35:25,124 --> 00:35:26,582 Alright... it's over. 750 00:35:27,624 --> 00:35:29,166 Let's eat. 751 00:35:31,791 --> 00:35:32,707 Yin. 752 00:35:32,999 --> 00:35:35,249 Everyone needs an identity and self respect. 753 00:35:35,582 --> 00:35:37,666 As a student of Ancient Chinese Boxing, 754 00:35:37,957 --> 00:35:39,707 you should have a uniform. 755 00:35:39,874 --> 00:35:40,916 Here! 756 00:35:44,499 --> 00:35:47,666 You're my life saver, Master! 757 00:35:47,707 --> 00:35:49,957 You deserve it! 758 00:35:50,082 --> 00:35:51,999 Wearing it. 759 00:35:52,041 --> 00:35:53,916 People will show you due respect. 760 00:35:53,957 --> 00:35:55,041 Moreover, 761 00:35:56,207 --> 00:35:58,124 this is our Jiu Yin manual, 762 00:35:58,166 --> 00:35:59,207 keep it! 763 00:35:59,541 --> 00:36:00,999 Jiu Yin manual? 764 00:36:01,041 --> 00:36:03,124 Why must I wear a mask? 765 00:36:03,207 --> 00:36:05,582 That's proof of your skill. 766 00:36:05,624 --> 00:36:06,874 Sit down! 767 00:36:06,916 --> 00:36:07,791 You're too nice to me! 768 00:36:07,832 --> 00:36:08,749 Don't say that! 769 00:36:08,791 --> 00:36:11,124 I've given you 2 treasures, 770 00:36:11,332 --> 00:36:13,916 you should help our suffering countrymen. 771 00:36:13,957 --> 00:36:15,874 After all, blood is thicker than water. 772 00:36:15,916 --> 00:36:18,416 Just $207? 773 00:36:18,499 --> 00:36:20,291 You donated $500 for the last stance! 774 00:36:20,332 --> 00:36:21,332 This is all I have! 775 00:36:21,374 --> 00:36:24,041 Get this straight! It's not for me! 776 00:36:24,082 --> 00:36:25,499 It's up to you how much you're giving. 777 00:36:25,541 --> 00:36:27,666 I'm just as happy if you donate nothing. 778 00:36:27,749 --> 00:36:29,874 If you have any jewelry at home... 779 00:36:29,916 --> 00:36:30,541 ---0Or... 780 00:36:30,582 --> 00:36:31,916 Master, for my fellow countrymen, 781 00:36:31,957 --> 00:36:33,124 I've done all I could. 782 00:36:33,166 --> 00:36:34,666 I'm broke now. 783 00:36:34,707 --> 00:36:36,291 What about your salary? 784 00:36:36,916 --> 00:36:39,457 I hated that job. 785 00:36:39,916 --> 00:36:41,999 I quit already. 786 00:36:42,707 --> 00:36:44,707 I have nothing. 787 00:36:45,082 --> 00:36:46,916 But since you're so nice to me, 788 00:36:47,124 --> 00:36:48,374 I'll stay with you from now on, 789 00:36:48,416 --> 00:36:50,124 practicing and looking after you. 790 00:36:51,457 --> 00:36:52,707 What's wrong? 791 00:36:52,749 --> 00:36:54,541 You're shuddering! 792 00:36:55,666 --> 00:36:56,707 Nothing. 793 00:36:57,791 --> 00:37:01,582 In that case, 794 00:37:02,291 --> 00:37:03,624 come with me. 795 00:37:04,082 --> 00:37:06,457 Now I'll teach you... 796 00:37:06,499 --> 00:37:07,249 ...the most formidable movement. 797 00:37:07,291 --> 00:37:07,957 But Master... 798 00:37:07,999 --> 00:37:09,499 This manual is useless now. 799 00:37:09,707 --> 00:37:11,082 It'll depend on you. 800 00:37:11,124 --> 00:37:11,999 Trust me, I can do it. 801 00:37:12,041 --> 00:37:13,582 Roll down from here. 802 00:37:15,291 --> 00:37:17,082 All those steps? 803 00:37:17,124 --> 00:37:18,374 What kind of movement is that? 804 00:37:18,416 --> 00:37:19,416 Are you serious? 805 00:37:19,832 --> 00:37:21,666 This is called the Invincible Fireball. 806 00:37:21,916 --> 00:37:24,249 You kill your enemy by rolling down with him. 807 00:37:24,291 --> 00:37:25,249 I'll be dead too. 808 00:37:25,291 --> 00:37:26,916 No! How can you be so stupid? 809 00:37:26,957 --> 00:37:28,332 Hold him tight, 810 00:37:28,374 --> 00:37:29,874 protect yourself with his body. 811 00:37:29,916 --> 00:37:31,541 Make use of gravity... 812 00:37:31,582 --> 00:37:33,332 ...and universal gravitation. 813 00:37:33,374 --> 00:37:34,999 Apply turbo speed... 814 00:37:35,041 --> 00:37:36,207 ...using your body weights. 815 00:37:36,249 --> 00:37:37,374 If even so you can't get rid of your opponent, 816 00:37:37,416 --> 00:37:38,707 come see me. 817 00:37:39,041 --> 00:37:40,332 I still don't understand. 818 00:37:40,374 --> 00:37:43,416 This is a difficult movement... 819 00:37:43,457 --> 00:37:44,999 ...and highly dangerous. 820 00:37:45,124 --> 00:37:47,499 I understand if you don't want to learn, 821 00:37:47,541 --> 00:37:49,457 that'll prove you don't have what it takes, 822 00:37:49,499 --> 00:37:50,791 so don't come to me again. 823 00:37:50,832 --> 00:37:51,874 Please don't say that! 824 00:37:51,916 --> 00:37:52,916 I'll do my best. 825 00:37:52,957 --> 00:37:54,249 If you succeed, 826 00:37:54,291 --> 00:37:56,707 You'll be invincible... 827 00:37:56,749 --> 00:37:58,124 ...and you don't need me anymore. 828 00:37:58,916 --> 00:38:00,124 That's all. 829 00:38:00,707 --> 00:38:01,582 Go... 830 00:38:03,832 --> 00:38:04,624 Master! 831 00:38:04,666 --> 00:38:05,541 What is it now? 832 00:38:05,582 --> 00:38:06,582 You're dumping me? 833 00:38:06,624 --> 00:38:07,707 Say anything you want. 834 00:38:07,749 --> 00:38:08,499 Master! 835 00:38:08,541 --> 00:38:10,541 What do you want? 836 00:38:12,374 --> 00:38:14,082 I want to give you this Swatch. 837 00:38:15,332 --> 00:38:16,624 I always carry it with me. 838 00:38:16,666 --> 00:38:18,416 How much is it worth? 839 00:38:18,499 --> 00:38:19,749 It's not worth much. .. 840 00:38:19,791 --> 00:38:20,832 ...but it was my birthday present... 841 00:38:20,874 --> 00:38:21,707 ...from some relatives. 842 00:38:21,791 --> 00:38:22,707 Thanks... 843 00:38:22,749 --> 00:38:25,582 Don't mention it! It has sentimental value. 844 00:38:25,707 --> 00:38:26,499 I won't let you down. 845 00:38:26,541 --> 00:38:28,166 Don't be such a nag! 846 00:39:08,124 --> 00:39:09,374 He couldn't have! 847 00:39:09,416 --> 00:39:10,791 How stupid! 848 00:39:25,374 --> 00:39:26,666 It hurts! 849 00:39:29,124 --> 00:39:31,082 I saw everything, Master. 850 00:39:31,207 --> 00:39:31,874 What? 851 00:39:31,916 --> 00:39:33,666 How to practice the Invincible Fireball. 852 00:39:33,707 --> 00:39:35,332 You showed me, right? 853 00:39:35,832 --> 00:39:36,916 Without a second thought, 854 00:39:36,957 --> 00:39:38,332 you tumbled down! That's cool! 855 00:39:38,374 --> 00:39:39,832 I stood up there for the longest time... 856 00:39:39,874 --> 00:39:41,457 ...and didn't dare. 857 00:39:41,499 --> 00:39:42,541 You saw everything? 858 00:39:42,582 --> 00:39:44,291 Yes! It was awesome! 859 00:39:44,749 --> 00:39:45,541 This is tough. 860 00:39:45,582 --> 00:39:47,374 I better learn something else. 861 00:39:47,499 --> 00:39:49,249 Something less demanding. 862 00:39:49,291 --> 00:39:51,457 Whatever! I've done a demonstration. 863 00:39:51,499 --> 00:39:52,874 I should get paid. 864 00:39:52,916 --> 00:39:54,082 No problem! 865 00:39:54,124 --> 00:39:55,416 Then hurry up! 866 00:39:55,457 --> 00:39:57,249 I'm bleeding already. 867 00:39:57,291 --> 00:39:58,082 Come with me! 868 00:39:58,124 --> 00:39:59,916 No! Just give it to me! 869 00:40:00,332 --> 00:40:01,416 Asshole! 870 00:40:14,582 --> 00:40:16,249 - Morning! - Morning! 871 00:40:17,666 --> 00:40:18,791 This is for you. 872 00:40:19,457 --> 00:40:21,207 I was rude, I'm sorry. 873 00:40:22,582 --> 00:40:23,749 Forget it! 874 00:40:24,207 --> 00:40:26,041 Why don't you come to my place, 875 00:40:26,207 --> 00:40:27,957 I want to talk to you. 876 00:40:28,249 --> 00:40:32,291 It's big and comfy. 877 00:40:32,582 --> 00:40:34,832 Don't do this! 878 00:40:36,332 --> 00:40:37,416 - Please give me a chance! - Come back! 879 00:40:37,457 --> 00:40:38,874 Chief, your glasses are broken! 880 00:40:40,041 --> 00:40:43,957 What? You broke my Armani! 881 00:40:43,999 --> 00:40:50,582 My Armani... 882 00:40:50,999 --> 00:40:52,457 Don't yell! 883 00:40:52,582 --> 00:40:53,791 She's gone. 884 00:40:53,874 --> 00:40:55,082 - Grab her! - Yes! 885 00:40:55,124 --> 00:40:55,999 Come back! 886 00:40:56,541 --> 00:40:57,249 What do you want? 887 00:40:57,291 --> 00:40:58,249 Let go of me! 888 00:40:58,291 --> 00:40:59,082 Do you know how long it took me... 889 00:40:59,124 --> 00:41:00,416 ...to save enough for this? 890 00:41:00,457 --> 00:41:03,249 I need this to woo girls. You must pay for it. 891 00:41:03,666 --> 00:41:05,374 On my count to 3, let go! 892 00:41:06,416 --> 00:41:07,249 893 00:41:12,124 --> 00:41:13,791 I've been after you for so long, 894 00:41:13,832 --> 00:41:15,332 and you played hard-to-get. 895 00:41:15,374 --> 00:41:18,666 Now you leave me no choice. 896 00:41:18,832 --> 00:41:19,874 Stop! 897 00:41:30,207 --> 00:41:31,832 Let her go! 898 00:41:32,207 --> 00:41:33,041 Who is he? 899 00:41:33,082 --> 00:41:34,374 Garfield. He's my favorite! 900 00:41:35,582 --> 00:41:36,499 Grab her! 901 00:41:36,957 --> 00:41:37,874 Who are you? 902 00:41:38,624 --> 00:41:39,957 Let her go! 903 00:41:40,541 --> 00:41:42,332 Quit the act, asshole! 904 00:41:42,749 --> 00:41:44,291 Take off the mask! 905 00:41:44,582 --> 00:41:46,624 I said let her go! 906 00:41:47,291 --> 00:41:49,624 You're dead meat, talking to me like that! 907 00:41:49,666 --> 00:41:51,624 She's mine. 908 00:41:52,916 --> 00:41:53,666 He's ready to strike. 909 00:41:53,707 --> 00:41:54,541 Must be a good show. 910 00:41:54,582 --> 00:41:55,374 Come on! 911 00:41:55,416 --> 00:41:56,582 I can nail you. 912 00:41:57,874 --> 00:41:58,791 Hit him... 913 00:42:04,457 --> 00:42:05,499 Yes! 914 00:42:09,207 --> 00:42:12,166 Pathetic! Cut open his mask! 915 00:42:14,332 --> 00:42:16,749 Yeah... 916 00:42:26,041 --> 00:42:26,999 See? 917 00:42:27,207 --> 00:42:29,124 Death to those who challenge me. 918 00:42:31,666 --> 00:42:33,291 Who's Grizzly fighting? 919 00:42:33,541 --> 00:42:36,249 A masked man challenged Grizzly. 920 00:42:36,582 --> 00:42:37,874 Awesome! 921 00:42:42,791 --> 00:42:43,916 I'm invincible! 922 00:42:56,041 --> 00:42:57,166 I told you... 923 00:42:59,332 --> 00:43:00,916 ...no one beats me... 924 00:43:07,541 --> 00:43:11,291 Come on! 925 00:43:13,999 --> 00:43:16,291 Avalanche! 926 00:43:32,749 --> 00:43:36,207 Invincible Fireball! 927 00:43:36,249 --> 00:43:38,416 Incredible! 928 00:44:14,291 --> 00:44:15,791 Hurry... 929 00:44:15,999 --> 00:44:18,082 Beat him! 930 00:44:18,416 --> 00:44:19,791 Master! 931 00:44:21,124 --> 00:44:22,707 Are you alright, master? 932 00:44:50,624 --> 00:44:51,874 Master is right. 933 00:44:52,291 --> 00:44:54,499 I'm better under the mask. 934 00:44:57,332 --> 00:44:59,249 I won! 935 00:45:01,874 --> 00:45:07,416 I won! 936 00:45:07,832 --> 00:45:08,832 Come down to the Police station. 937 00:45:08,874 --> 00:45:10,541 You're charged with disorderly conduct. 938 00:45:10,582 --> 00:45:11,832 You're suspected of being a triad member. 939 00:45:11,874 --> 00:45:14,124 We need that mask for evidence. 940 00:45:17,207 --> 00:45:19,374 Big news! A masked Garfield... 941 00:45:19,416 --> 00:45:20,541 ...rescued Li 942 00:45:20,582 --> 00:45:22,874 Big news! A masked Garfield... 943 00:45:22,916 --> 00:45:24,999 ...rescued Li 944 00:45:25,207 --> 00:45:27,624 Big news! The best combat fighter Grizzly... 945 00:45:27,666 --> 00:45:29,666 ...was beaten first time in 3 years. 946 00:45:29,707 --> 00:45:32,207 Masked Garfield defeated... 947 00:45:32,249 --> 00:45:35,124 ...Grizzly with Invincible Fireball! 948 00:45:36,666 --> 00:45:37,499 No more bets! 949 00:45:37,541 --> 00:45:39,999 Guess who is the Masked Garfield? 950 00:45:41,957 --> 00:45:43,832 I told you I don't know. 951 00:45:43,957 --> 00:45:45,749 - That's not possible? - Can it be? 952 00:45:45,791 --> 00:45:48,249 If you don't know him, 953 00:45:48,291 --> 00:45:49,124 why would he come to your rescue? 954 00:45:49,166 --> 00:45:49,707 That's right... 955 00:45:49,749 --> 00:45:50,874 Don't lie to us! 956 00:45:50,916 --> 00:45:52,416 Tell us! 957 00:45:59,707 --> 00:46:01,624 I don't know what to say. 958 00:46:02,374 --> 00:46:03,666 My whole life, 959 00:46:06,166 --> 00:46:07,707 no one has ever... 960 00:46:08,166 --> 00:46:09,499 ...stood up for me like that. 961 00:46:09,624 --> 00:46:10,832 I wonder who he is. 962 00:46:10,874 --> 00:46:11,916 I know he saved me... 963 00:46:11,957 --> 00:46:13,291 ...without asking for anything in return. 964 00:46:13,666 --> 00:46:15,499 He gets up every time he's down. 965 00:46:15,707 --> 00:46:17,082 He's truly courageous. 966 00:46:17,416 --> 00:46:19,332 All I want is to meet him, 967 00:46:20,957 --> 00:46:22,916 and personally thank him, 968 00:46:23,041 --> 00:46:26,332 You don't know him? 969 00:46:26,374 --> 00:46:28,416 Then we can't place our bets. 970 00:46:46,082 --> 00:46:47,457 Seeing you is like seeing him. 971 00:46:47,791 --> 00:46:48,999 I've been waiting for you. 972 00:46:51,041 --> 00:46:53,207 Wait! Let me guess. 973 00:46:54,124 --> 00:46:55,791 You have thick brows, 974 00:46:57,124 --> 00:46:58,166 penetrating eyes, 975 00:46:58,207 --> 00:46:59,957 a real hero. 976 00:46:59,999 --> 00:47:01,541 I'm so nervous! 977 00:47:04,499 --> 00:47:07,332 You're absolutely right! Kiss me! 978 00:47:07,707 --> 00:47:08,707 Stop! 979 00:47:10,999 --> 00:47:12,207 Actually I saved you, 980 00:47:12,249 --> 00:47:13,624 how will you repay me? 981 00:47:14,249 --> 00:47:15,332 It was me! 982 00:47:15,374 --> 00:47:17,041 Here's my house key. Take it! 983 00:47:17,082 --> 00:47:18,707 I'll be waiting... 984 00:47:19,082 --> 00:47:21,541 I don't take advantage of women, 985 00:47:21,582 --> 00:47:23,374 Let me hug you! 986 00:47:28,874 --> 00:47:30,166 Li! 987 00:47:39,832 --> 00:47:41,457 No! 988 00:47:46,082 --> 00:47:47,957 Damn! 989 00:47:49,624 --> 00:47:51,749 Li... I'll save you! 990 00:47:51,791 --> 00:47:52,999 You're despicable! 991 00:47:55,249 --> 00:47:56,832 What are you doing here? 992 00:47:56,874 --> 00:47:58,749 Don't jump queue! 993 00:47:58,916 --> 00:47:59,957 Do you know the rules? 994 00:47:59,999 --> 00:48:01,166 Get in line! 995 00:48:01,207 --> 00:48:01,999 Go... 996 00:48:02,082 --> 00:48:03,624 I'm the real guy. 997 00:48:03,666 --> 00:48:04,832 Get in line! 998 00:48:05,499 --> 00:48:06,374 Taxi! 999 00:48:14,124 --> 00:48:15,457 You're here, Master? 1000 00:48:15,499 --> 00:48:17,582 I'm here for the fun. 1001 00:48:17,749 --> 00:48:18,957 How could you? 1002 00:48:18,999 --> 00:48:21,124 They're all the same! 1003 00:48:21,207 --> 00:48:23,582 But I really saved the girl! 1004 00:48:23,624 --> 00:48:24,707 So what? 1005 00:48:24,749 --> 00:48:26,207 You couldn't have done it without me. 1006 00:48:26,249 --> 00:48:27,124 Without you? 1007 00:48:27,166 --> 00:48:29,082 I used the Invincible Fireball. 1008 00:48:29,124 --> 00:48:30,541 Cut the bullshit! 1009 00:48:30,957 --> 00:48:31,749 You were lucky, 1010 00:48:31,791 --> 00:48:32,957 but you won't be so lucky next time. 1011 00:48:32,999 --> 00:48:34,291 You'll kill yourself! 1012 00:48:34,332 --> 00:48:35,999 - What? - I lied. 1013 00:48:36,207 --> 00:48:36,999 Do you want to know... 1014 00:48:37,041 --> 00:48:38,124 ...tomorrow's headline? 1015 00:48:38,166 --> 00:48:38,957 What? 1016 00:48:38,999 --> 00:48:40,082 Car crash! 1017 00:48:58,082 --> 00:48:58,957 Why did you lie to me? 1018 00:48:58,999 --> 00:49:00,624 Everyone can practice kung fu! 1019 00:49:00,666 --> 00:49:01,957 And you'd believe that! 1020 00:49:01,999 --> 00:49:03,832 Who else would fall for it? 1021 00:49:03,999 --> 00:49:05,291 Tell me! 1022 00:49:05,499 --> 00:49:06,957 Why are you telling me now? 1023 00:49:07,457 --> 00:49:09,124 Because you're asking me now, 1024 00:49:09,166 --> 00:49:10,499 so I'm telling you now. 1025 00:49:10,666 --> 00:49:12,416 You didn't ask me before, 1026 00:49:12,457 --> 00:49:13,582 I can't possibly volunteer. 1027 00:49:13,624 --> 00:49:15,291 You lied to me! 1028 00:49:15,332 --> 00:49:16,624 Don't believe me! 1029 00:49:16,666 --> 00:49:19,082 This may not be something to brag about, 1030 00:49:19,124 --> 00:49:21,166 but it wasn't my fault! 1031 00:49:21,207 --> 00:49:22,291 You were stupid! 1032 00:49:22,332 --> 00:49:24,332 I want my money back! 1033 00:49:24,374 --> 00:49:27,291 Forget it! 1034 00:49:27,541 --> 00:49:29,624 You'll have no son! 1035 00:49:31,207 --> 00:49:32,832 Don't get personal! 1036 00:49:32,874 --> 00:49:33,582 Why not? 1037 00:49:33,624 --> 00:49:36,166 Cripple! Swindler! Sex maniac! 1038 00:49:36,457 --> 00:49:38,707 Wimp! Sissy! Coward! 1039 00:49:38,749 --> 00:49:40,666 I beat Grizzly, I'm not a coward! 1040 00:49:40,707 --> 00:49:42,374 You won't beat him without me! 1041 00:49:42,416 --> 00:49:44,332 You lied to me. I did it myself. 1042 00:49:44,374 --> 00:49:45,541 I gave you confidence, 1043 00:49:45,582 --> 00:49:46,999 or else you wouldn't dare to challenge him... 1044 00:49:47,082 --> 00:49:47,874 ...or go after Li. 1045 00:49:47,916 --> 00:49:48,582 Leave her out of this. 1046 00:49:48,624 --> 00:49:49,582 Why? What's the big deal? 1047 00:49:49,624 --> 00:49:52,207 I dare you to take off... 1048 00:49:52,249 --> 00:49:53,082 ...that stupid mask in front of her. 1049 00:49:53,124 --> 00:49:53,749 When she sees you, 1050 00:49:53,791 --> 00:49:55,457 I'll kill myself if she doesn"t scream! 1051 00:49:55,749 --> 00:49:58,082 Go to hell! 1052 00:49:58,374 --> 00:50:00,499 You'll be a cripple in your next life! 1053 00:50:00,749 --> 00:50:01,707 Moron! 1054 00:50:01,749 --> 00:50:02,707 Cripple! 1055 00:50:02,749 --> 00:50:03,541 Idiot! 1056 00:50:03,582 --> 00:50:04,374 Cripple! 1057 00:50:04,416 --> 00:50:06,749 Look at this cripple... 1058 00:50:06,791 --> 00:50:08,166 How pathetic... 1059 00:50:08,207 --> 00:50:09,541 Look at this idiot... 1060 00:50:09,582 --> 00:50:10,832 I dare you to say that again! 1061 00:50:10,874 --> 00:50:12,832 Wimp! 1062 00:50:12,874 --> 00:50:13,624 Sissy! 1063 00:50:13,666 --> 00:50:16,416 Coward! 1064 00:50:16,541 --> 00:50:17,416 Damn! 1065 00:50:17,499 --> 00:50:18,582 Damn! 1066 00:50:18,707 --> 00:50:20,249 Get lost, asshole! 1067 00:50:20,582 --> 00:50:23,582 I dare you to fight me! 1068 00:50:26,832 --> 00:50:27,999 Go to hell! 1069 00:50:33,166 --> 00:50:34,124 Li, 1070 00:50:35,166 --> 00:50:38,124 I must tell you, 1071 00:50:38,791 --> 00:50:42,291 I'm the Masked Garfield. 1072 00:50:42,666 --> 00:50:43,749 You? 1073 00:50:45,166 --> 00:50:46,624 You have proof? 1074 00:50:49,082 --> 00:50:52,082 Even you want a piece of me! 1075 00:50:52,124 --> 00:50:53,499 It's true. 1076 00:50:53,582 --> 00:50:55,457 I hate scum like you. 1077 00:50:55,499 --> 00:50:57,957 I'm not who you think I am. 1078 00:50:57,999 --> 00:50:59,541 Listen... 1079 00:51:04,832 --> 00:51:05,541 Stop! 1080 00:51:12,707 --> 00:51:14,874 Please don't... 1081 00:51:23,416 --> 00:51:24,457 Yin... 1082 00:51:28,749 --> 00:51:31,541 What's wrong with you? 1083 00:51:31,666 --> 00:51:32,374 I want to ask you. 1084 00:51:32,416 --> 00:51:33,541 It has nothing to do with me. 1085 00:51:33,582 --> 00:51:35,916 Why did you run from me? 1086 00:51:35,957 --> 00:51:37,624 I'm busy. 1087 00:51:37,666 --> 00:51:39,874 Do you know who is the Masked Garfield? 1088 00:51:39,916 --> 00:51:41,249 No. 1089 00:51:44,749 --> 00:51:45,624 Really? 1090 00:51:45,666 --> 00:51:46,666 Really! 1091 00:51:47,749 --> 00:51:49,832 I should have guessed, 1092 00:51:50,041 --> 00:51:52,374 he must be someone I know. 1093 00:51:52,416 --> 00:51:53,707 Good guess. 1094 00:51:55,832 --> 00:51:57,124 Do you know why he wears the mask? 1095 00:51:57,416 --> 00:51:58,207 Why? 1096 00:51:58,707 --> 00:52:02,207 Because he wants to remain anonymous. 1097 00:52:02,874 --> 00:52:04,041 He doesn't want people to repay him. 1098 00:52:04,249 --> 00:52:05,041 Right! 1099 00:52:05,499 --> 00:52:07,541 He is generous and giving. 1100 00:52:07,582 --> 00:52:08,541 His greatness... 1101 00:52:08,582 --> 00:52:10,624 ...is comparable to that of Jesus Christ. 1102 00:52:13,832 --> 00:52:16,124 Tell me, how can I repay him? 1103 00:52:17,207 --> 00:52:19,207 Simple! Kiss him! 1104 00:52:20,041 --> 00:52:20,916 Kiss him? 1105 00:52:21,332 --> 00:52:22,332 Don't be shy! 1106 00:52:22,707 --> 00:52:24,541 We're in the 20th century, 1107 00:52:24,999 --> 00:52:27,582 put aside the moral issues. 1108 00:52:27,624 --> 00:52:30,374 Trust me, you have no choice. 1109 00:52:30,416 --> 00:52:31,666 Kissing him is the only way. 1110 00:52:31,707 --> 00:52:32,707 Remember! 1111 00:52:32,749 --> 00:52:34,791 You must pay him back for saving your life. 1112 00:52:34,957 --> 00:52:38,832 Come on, baby! 1113 00:52:48,749 --> 00:52:50,207 Yin, let me introduce you to... 1114 00:52:50,249 --> 00:52:52,707 ...the Chief of the Karate Club. 1115 00:52:52,749 --> 00:52:54,832 He came all the way from Japan. 1116 00:52:57,916 --> 00:53:00,624 He's an old schoolmate. I'm so happy to see him. 1117 00:53:00,666 --> 00:53:02,124 It was him! 1118 00:53:02,207 --> 00:53:04,166 Don't bring that up! Your friend is waiting. 1119 00:53:04,207 --> 00:53:04,916 Really? 1120 00:53:04,957 --> 00:53:06,457 I'll take a look. 1121 00:53:10,457 --> 00:53:11,624 Are you from Elite center? 1122 00:53:12,082 --> 00:53:12,832 No. 1123 00:53:12,874 --> 00:53:14,666 I don't want Li to hang around garbage. 1124 00:53:15,874 --> 00:53:17,124 Stay away from her! 1125 00:53:17,707 --> 00:53:18,999 You're saying I'm garbage? 1126 00:53:19,416 --> 00:53:20,291 Yes! 1127 00:53:21,291 --> 00:53:22,457 Are you done? 1128 00:53:22,499 --> 00:53:24,291 Vivian is waiting for us. 1129 00:53:26,666 --> 00:53:27,749 See you later! 1130 00:53:28,957 --> 00:53:31,832 Li, you're wrong about... 1131 00:53:31,999 --> 00:53:34,582 Thanks for your advice. 1132 00:53:38,957 --> 00:53:40,249 "Garbage Collecting Center” 1133 00:53:40,291 --> 00:53:42,374 This can't be happening, 1134 00:53:42,416 --> 00:53:43,791 I told her to kiss me, 1135 00:53:43,832 --> 00:53:45,332 but she kissed him instead. 1136 00:53:45,457 --> 00:53:47,166 I sent her straight to the arms... 1137 00:53:47,207 --> 00:53:48,957 ...of that bespectacled asshole. 1138 00:53:50,041 --> 00:53:53,832 This is too much... 1139 00:53:53,957 --> 00:53:55,874 ...With my willpower. 1140 00:53:55,916 --> 00:53:57,374 I can take this. 1141 00:53:58,082 --> 00:53:59,457 Am I in your way, buddy? 1142 00:53:59,499 --> 00:54:01,041 No, it's a place for garbage. 1143 00:54:01,082 --> 00:54:02,707 Sit here as long as you want. 1144 00:54:02,749 --> 00:54:04,207 Nothing you say can harm me... 1145 00:54:04,249 --> 00:54:05,957 ...because I have gone mad already. 1146 00:54:07,749 --> 00:54:10,916 One, two, buckle my shoe... 1147 00:54:10,957 --> 00:54:11,457 Again... 1148 00:54:11,499 --> 00:54:14,916 Buckle my shoe... 1149 00:54:15,957 --> 00:54:17,041 Stop! 1150 00:54:23,041 --> 00:54:23,916 Come back! 1151 00:54:24,166 --> 00:54:26,124 What do you want? 1152 00:54:26,207 --> 00:54:28,499 Forget the money, I don't even have a job, 1153 00:54:28,541 --> 00:54:29,916 take my life if you want. 1154 00:54:29,957 --> 00:54:31,749 Shut up! I need to talk to you. 1155 00:54:31,999 --> 00:54:34,041 You know I'm the Masked Garfield? 1156 00:54:34,082 --> 00:54:34,832 Yes! 1157 00:54:35,124 --> 00:54:36,999 - I saved Li. - Yes. 1158 00:54:37,291 --> 00:54:38,999 But she got it wrong. 1159 00:54:39,041 --> 00:54:40,624 She thought it was... 1160 00:54:40,666 --> 00:54:42,416 ...some Karate asshole. 1161 00:54:42,916 --> 00:54:44,291 Can you please... 1162 00:54:44,332 --> 00:54:46,749 ...explain it to her? 1163 00:54:47,332 --> 00:54:49,457 Sure, I'll tell her next time I see her. 1164 00:54:49,499 --> 00:54:50,249 Thanks, but no! 1165 00:54:50,291 --> 00:54:51,874 Not when you see her. 1166 00:54:51,916 --> 00:54:53,582 Go tell her now! 1167 00:54:53,832 --> 00:54:55,832 I'll go tell her later. 1168 00:54:55,874 --> 00:54:56,791 Wait! 1169 00:54:56,874 --> 00:54:58,624 I'll go with you now. 1170 00:54:59,624 --> 00:55:03,666 Given your status, 1171 00:55:03,874 --> 00:55:06,041 if you tell her you're Masked Garfield, 1172 00:55:06,082 --> 00:55:07,791 that'll be such a waste! 1173 00:55:07,957 --> 00:55:08,874 Why don't you tell her... 1174 00:55:08,916 --> 00:55:10,541 ...you're the U.S. President? 1175 00:55:11,749 --> 00:55:13,707 President? Maybe later. 1176 00:55:13,749 --> 00:55:15,874 But now, I want to clarify this. Let's go... 1177 00:55:15,916 --> 00:55:18,249 Get a grip! 1178 00:55:18,291 --> 00:55:18,999 Look at you! 1179 00:55:19,041 --> 00:55:21,499 Who would believe you! Go away! 1180 00:55:22,707 --> 00:55:25,082 I have nothing to live for! 1181 00:55:25,124 --> 00:55:26,749 Then you should be dead! 1182 00:55:26,874 --> 00:55:29,624 Yes! But before that, 1183 00:55:29,666 --> 00:55:30,624 I need to teach that asshole a lesson... 1184 00:55:30,666 --> 00:55:32,207 ...because he called me garbage. 1185 00:55:32,957 --> 00:55:34,707 But you are garbage. Look... 1186 00:55:34,749 --> 00:55:35,832 Come... look at you! 1187 00:55:35,916 --> 00:55:40,916 You blend in so well with garbage! 1188 00:55:40,957 --> 00:55:42,832 Don't deny it! 1189 00:55:43,874 --> 00:55:45,666 To prove I'm not, I'll beat him up. 1190 00:55:45,791 --> 00:55:46,624 Sure, go ahead! 1191 00:55:46,666 --> 00:55:47,874 Do that for me too... 1192 00:55:47,916 --> 00:55:48,707 ...and then teach me something else. 1193 00:55:49,541 --> 00:55:50,957 I told you I lied to you. 1194 00:55:50,999 --> 00:55:53,207 Why are you still coming? 1195 00:55:53,249 --> 00:55:54,332 I won because you lied to me, 1196 00:55:54,374 --> 00:55:55,207 might as well lie to me again. 1197 00:55:55,249 --> 00:55:57,541 I told you it was pure luck. 1198 00:55:57,582 --> 00:55:58,582 Believe it or not, 1199 00:55:58,624 --> 00:56:01,499 don't come to me again! Now get lost! 1200 00:56:01,541 --> 00:56:02,541 Will you lie to me? 1201 00:56:02,582 --> 00:56:03,874 No! 1202 00:56:03,916 --> 00:56:05,082 I'll slash your face! 1203 00:56:05,124 --> 00:56:06,332 I dare you! 1204 00:56:11,166 --> 00:56:13,416 I'm a cultured person, 1205 00:56:13,457 --> 00:56:15,666 I won't swindle anyone again. 1206 00:56:15,707 --> 00:56:18,332 Now get lost... 1207 00:56:24,499 --> 00:56:26,082 "Letter of Challenge” 1208 00:56:30,666 --> 00:56:32,791 Is the Karate chief in? 1209 00:56:32,832 --> 00:56:33,791 Fetch him for me. 1210 00:56:33,832 --> 00:56:36,624 You haven't made a delivery for a long time. 1211 00:56:36,916 --> 00:56:38,499 I have a cold. 1212 00:56:38,541 --> 00:56:39,666 I need to rest. 1213 00:56:39,707 --> 00:56:41,082 Hi Devil, I thought you quit already. 1214 00:56:41,124 --> 00:56:41,957 Why are you here? 1215 00:56:41,999 --> 00:56:43,916 I miss you, Mary. 1216 00:56:43,957 --> 00:56:45,124 Really? 1217 00:56:45,166 --> 00:56:46,624 Would you like to go out? 1218 00:56:46,666 --> 00:56:47,541 Take me to a movie. 1219 00:56:47,582 --> 00:56:49,749 How about "The Terminator"? 1220 00:56:50,416 --> 00:56:51,249 You can take my mother. 1221 00:56:51,291 --> 00:56:53,041 Sure! Does your father mind? 1222 00:56:53,541 --> 00:56:54,457 You're obscene! 1223 00:56:54,582 --> 00:56:56,332 No, I'm romantic. 1224 00:57:00,999 --> 00:57:02,416 We're not here to get a date. 1225 00:57:02,707 --> 00:57:03,916 I came here looking murderous. 1226 00:57:03,957 --> 00:57:05,832 You're embarrassing me! 1227 00:57:06,499 --> 00:57:07,707 Where is the Karate chief? 1228 00:57:07,916 --> 00:57:09,291 In a meeting with Mr. Chen. 1229 00:57:09,832 --> 00:57:11,957 Pass this to him. Let's go! 1230 00:57:18,416 --> 00:57:19,666 Come here. 1231 00:57:30,791 --> 00:57:32,832 In terms of personal combat, 1232 00:57:32,874 --> 00:57:34,707 Elite Center is second to none in southeast Asia. 1233 00:57:35,166 --> 00:57:35,999 Our impeccable reputation... 1234 00:57:36,041 --> 00:57:37,791 ...is attributed to our department chiefs. 1235 00:57:38,416 --> 00:57:39,916 Chief of Tae Kwon Do, 1236 00:57:40,124 --> 00:57:41,832 his feet are as agile as his hands, 1237 00:57:42,082 --> 00:57:44,332 attacking the opponent from unthinkable angles. 1238 00:57:44,666 --> 00:57:46,374 Our Chief of Kendo, 1239 00:57:46,416 --> 00:57:48,082 He's fast as lightning, 1240 00:57:48,124 --> 00:57:49,457 powerful enough to split a rock. 1241 00:57:49,707 --> 00:57:51,249 Our Boxing chief, 1242 00:57:51,499 --> 00:57:54,291 the impact of his right hook is 878 lbs. 1243 00:57:54,582 --> 00:57:56,332 Our Judo chief, 1244 00:57:56,374 --> 00:57:59,124 best fighter for 3 years in a roll. 1245 00:57:59,166 --> 00:58:01,541 You're the one beaten by the masked man! 1246 00:58:01,749 --> 00:58:03,166 Nice to meet you. 1247 00:58:06,291 --> 00:58:08,624 The purpose of my trip... 1248 00:58:09,416 --> 00:58:10,582 ...is to restructure Elite Center. 1249 00:58:11,374 --> 00:58:15,291 Karate is the top martial art in the world. 1250 00:58:16,166 --> 00:58:17,999 That's why I think only Karate... 1251 00:58:19,332 --> 00:58:20,957 ...should remain at Elite Center. 1252 00:58:20,999 --> 00:58:22,082 The others should be abolished. 1253 00:58:22,541 --> 00:58:23,332 What do you mean by that? 1254 00:58:23,374 --> 00:58:24,791 What about us? 1255 00:58:24,832 --> 00:58:28,041 Good question! If you're interested, 1256 00:58:28,082 --> 00:58:29,624 you're welcome to join the Karate division. 1257 00:58:29,916 --> 00:58:31,082 I'll do the screening, 1258 00:58:31,416 --> 00:58:32,999 I only train the best, 1259 00:58:33,332 --> 00:58:35,207 not garbage. 1260 00:58:35,249 --> 00:58:37,416 Why are you looking at me? You think I'm garbage? 1261 00:58:37,457 --> 00:58:39,457 Don't get me wrong! 1262 00:58:39,707 --> 00:58:41,874 I'm saying you're all garbage. 1263 00:58:42,457 --> 00:58:45,166 You are really... 1264 00:59:29,124 --> 00:59:30,541 What a mess! 1265 00:59:45,207 --> 00:59:46,874 What are you thinking? 1266 00:59:48,082 --> 00:59:50,041 Let's burn the letter. 1267 00:59:54,707 --> 00:59:55,541 I told you. 1268 00:59:55,582 --> 00:59:57,457 They're all garbage. 1269 00:59:57,499 --> 00:59:59,666 They should have been driven out! 1270 01:00:04,041 --> 01:00:07,416 Good! It's still here, burn it! 1271 01:00:09,207 --> 01:00:09,999 You cripple! 1272 01:00:10,041 --> 01:00:11,416 I have driven you out, 1273 01:00:11,457 --> 01:00:13,582 how dare you show your face? 1274 01:00:13,624 --> 01:00:14,291 I seel! 1275 01:00:14,332 --> 01:00:16,374 You want money? 1276 01:00:16,416 --> 01:00:19,832 I'll give you money and get lost. 1277 01:00:20,166 --> 01:00:21,082 I'm telling you! 1278 01:00:21,124 --> 01:00:22,457 Don't treat me like a beggar! 1279 01:00:22,499 --> 01:00:24,207 I'm no longer with the Center. 1280 01:00:24,249 --> 01:00:26,249 I don't have to put up with you. 1281 01:00:26,291 --> 01:00:27,082 I'm here today... 1282 01:00:27,124 --> 01:00:28,916 ...as chief of the Ancient Chinese Boxing School, 1283 01:00:28,957 --> 01:00:30,582 to challenge this Karate lunatic to a duel. 1284 01:00:30,624 --> 01:00:31,457 Are you out of your mind? 1285 01:00:31,499 --> 01:00:34,416 1974, first time Kickboxing Champion... 1286 01:00:34,457 --> 01:00:37,041 ...in southeast Asia. 1287 01:00:37,666 --> 01:00:41,166 1980, defeated heavy champ Lei Long. 1288 01:00:41,624 --> 01:00:42,666 For the next 3 years in a roll, 1289 01:00:42,957 --> 01:00:44,999 defeated all Japanese Karate masters, 1290 01:00:45,166 --> 01:00:47,374 became Kickboxing Champion in Japan. 1291 01:00:47,832 --> 01:00:51,999 Ancient Chinese Boxing, hailed as the jinx of Karate, 1292 01:00:52,499 --> 01:00:55,416 nicknamed Devilish Muscle Man. 1293 01:00:57,541 --> 01:00:58,332 You're really... 1294 01:00:58,582 --> 01:01:00,707 I told you. 1295 01:01:00,749 --> 01:01:03,041 That's me! 1296 01:01:03,291 --> 01:01:04,207 But too bad, 1297 01:01:04,249 --> 01:01:06,416 in the Sino-Japanese Championship in 1988, 1298 01:01:06,624 --> 01:01:10,041 you disappeared after my Master broke your leg. 1299 01:01:10,291 --> 01:01:17,374 You abandoned all hopes and resorted to swindling. 1300 01:01:17,582 --> 01:01:20,291 You're an aging cripple. 1301 01:01:20,332 --> 01:01:21,332 How can you challenge anyone? 1302 01:01:21,374 --> 01:01:23,707 Challenge? 1303 01:01:23,749 --> 01:01:26,957 Not me, him! 1304 01:01:27,082 --> 01:01:28,457 The second generation... get up! 1305 01:01:28,499 --> 01:01:30,582 He's my student He Jin Yin. 1306 01:01:32,166 --> 01:01:33,207 This piece of shit? 1307 01:01:33,249 --> 01:01:35,457 Yes! Give me a month! 1308 01:01:35,499 --> 01:01:37,166 He'll be invincible! 1309 01:01:37,499 --> 01:01:40,082 Only Karate is invincible. 1310 01:01:41,041 --> 01:01:41,999 As long as I'm alive, 1311 01:01:42,041 --> 01:01:43,666 Karate is always second to me. 1312 01:01:43,707 --> 01:01:44,499 How about it? 1313 01:01:44,541 --> 01:01:45,416 What? 1314 01:01:46,249 --> 01:01:48,541 I accept on one condition. 1315 01:01:48,791 --> 01:01:49,874 If 1 win, 1316 01:01:50,041 --> 01:01:52,332 Ancient Chinese Boxing will totally vanish from earth. 1317 01:01:52,374 --> 01:01:53,957 Alright! If you lose, 1318 01:01:53,999 --> 01:01:54,874 I want Ancient Chinese Boxing... 1319 01:01:54,916 --> 01:01:57,041 ...to take over Elite Center. 1320 01:01:57,124 --> 01:01:57,999 You have a deal. 1321 01:01:58,207 --> 01:01:58,874 One more thing, 1322 01:01:58,916 --> 01:02:01,082 you took my salad dressing. 1323 01:02:01,124 --> 01:02:02,874 Pay me back! 1324 01:02:04,041 --> 01:02:05,916 I didn't know you were for real. 1325 01:02:05,957 --> 01:02:07,457 I told you fame is not my game. 1326 01:02:07,541 --> 01:02:09,166 You shouldn't make challenges on my behalf. 1327 01:02:09,207 --> 01:02:10,291 You're killing me! 1328 01:02:10,374 --> 01:02:11,582 I should thank you. 1329 01:02:11,624 --> 01:02:13,166 If you didn't put a knife to my neck, 1330 01:02:13,207 --> 01:02:14,374 I would never have realized... 1331 01:02:14,416 --> 01:02:16,332 ...this is the best thing I've done. 1332 01:02:16,374 --> 01:02:18,166 If we win, 1333 01:02:18,207 --> 01:02:19,332 I can re-establish the school, 1334 01:02:19,374 --> 01:02:20,582 Even if you get killed, 1335 01:02:20,624 --> 01:02:22,041 I'll take out an insurance policy... 1336 01:02:22,082 --> 01:02:23,082 ...and be the beneficiary. 1337 01:02:23,124 --> 01:02:24,582 Good for you, but what about me? 1338 01:02:24,624 --> 01:02:25,874 You can prove you're not garbage. 1339 01:02:25,916 --> 01:02:27,791 That's what I am, I won't deny it. 1340 01:02:27,832 --> 01:02:29,207 I have a plan. 1341 01:02:29,249 --> 01:02:30,166 What plan? 1342 01:02:30,249 --> 01:02:31,832 So soon? 1343 01:02:32,416 --> 01:02:33,416 I better go. 1344 01:02:33,457 --> 01:02:34,666 We'll do this some other time. 1345 01:02:34,707 --> 01:02:35,999 Very well! 1346 01:02:37,291 --> 01:02:39,457 What about the girl? 1347 01:02:39,499 --> 01:02:41,457 Fine! I'll do it! 1348 01:02:41,999 --> 01:02:43,541 That's the spirit! 1349 01:02:45,874 --> 01:02:46,749 Look! 1350 01:02:47,541 --> 01:02:51,082 The ratings for "Happy Tonight" have reached record low. 1351 01:02:51,249 --> 01:02:53,457 Do something! 1352 01:02:53,499 --> 01:02:54,207 How about this? 1353 01:02:54,249 --> 01:02:55,457 I read a story... 1354 01:02:55,499 --> 01:02:56,457 ...from the Elite Center magazine. 1355 01:02:56,499 --> 01:02:58,166 A delivery boy has challenged a karate chief. 1356 01:03:01,166 --> 01:03:03,082 "Happy Tonight" is proud to present... 1357 01:03:03,124 --> 01:03:04,749 ..."Happy Boxing Championship". 1358 01:03:04,791 --> 01:03:06,874 The contestants include, on my right, the Delivery Boy, 1359 01:03:06,916 --> 01:03:10,374 student of the Ancient Chinese Boxing School. 1360 01:03:11,416 --> 01:03:12,499 My name is He Jin Yin. 1361 01:03:13,166 --> 01:03:15,749 Delivery Boy is his nickname. 1362 01:03:15,874 --> 01:03:17,332 On my left, 1363 01:03:17,374 --> 01:03:19,082 is Karate champ for 3 years in a roll, 1364 01:03:19,124 --> 01:03:20,374 Duan Shui Liu. 1365 01:03:20,416 --> 01:03:24,082 They have signed a no-fault agreement. 1366 01:03:24,124 --> 01:03:25,874 What brought about this duel? 1367 01:03:26,666 --> 01:03:27,832 I don't know. 1368 01:03:28,749 --> 01:03:29,832 Let's ask them. 1369 01:03:29,874 --> 01:03:31,624 Mr. He. 1370 01:03:31,666 --> 01:03:33,332 Everyone says... 1371 01:03:33,416 --> 01:03:34,957 ...it's suicidal for you, 1372 01:03:34,999 --> 01:03:36,332 Can you tell us.. 1373 01:03:36,374 --> 01:03:37,791 ...the reason... 1374 01:03:37,832 --> 01:03:39,707 ...behind this tragic decision? 1375 01:03:39,749 --> 01:03:43,957 It is... 1376 01:03:48,999 --> 01:03:50,416 Actually... 1377 01:03:51,749 --> 01:03:53,374 It's unplugged. 1378 01:03:54,374 --> 01:03:54,874 Chief. 1379 01:03:54,916 --> 01:03:56,582 Is this your first TV appearance? 1380 01:03:57,207 --> 01:03:59,082 Yes! 1381 01:03:59,124 --> 01:04:00,666 I'm allowing the live broadcast... 1382 01:04:01,166 --> 01:04:03,582 ...because I want to promote Karate. 1383 01:04:03,999 --> 01:04:05,874 Any event that promotes martial arts, 1384 01:04:06,166 --> 01:04:07,499 I will give my full support. 1385 01:04:07,957 --> 01:04:09,457 Rumor has it, 1386 01:04:09,499 --> 01:04:11,082 you were the Masked Garfield... 1387 01:04:11,124 --> 01:04:12,791 ...and saved a girl. 1388 01:04:12,832 --> 01:04:13,916 Is that true? 1389 01:04:14,916 --> 01:04:16,082 I showed up in disguise... 1390 01:04:16,457 --> 01:04:17,541 ...because I don't want people to know. 1391 01:04:17,957 --> 01:04:19,291 If you're interested, 1392 01:04:19,582 --> 01:04:20,791 I can tell you. 1393 01:04:21,791 --> 01:04:23,041 I grew up in Japan, 1394 01:04:23,666 --> 01:04:25,041 Kamen Rider was my idol, 1395 01:04:25,749 --> 01:04:26,666 From then onwards, 1396 01:04:27,041 --> 01:04:28,582 I have used different masks... 1397 01:04:29,249 --> 01:04:31,749 ...to help the underdogs... 1398 01:04:33,207 --> 01:04:34,499 ...and punish the evil doers. 1399 01:04:36,416 --> 01:04:37,957 It never dawned on me... 1400 01:04:38,874 --> 01:04:39,999 ...The person I saved that day... 1401 01:04:40,041 --> 01:04:42,832 was the love of my life. 1402 01:04:43,207 --> 01:04:44,541 He's talking about you. 1403 01:04:47,791 --> 01:04:51,332 Li, I'm glad to see you again. 1404 01:04:52,749 --> 01:04:54,791 I didn't expect my hero... 1405 01:04:55,499 --> 01:04:58,124 ...to show up at the right time and save me. 1406 01:04:59,457 --> 01:05:01,916 It was so dangerous. 1407 01:05:01,957 --> 01:05:03,207 If you didn't show up, 1408 01:05:04,082 --> 01:05:05,207 I don't know what would happen, 1409 01:05:05,249 --> 01:05:06,416 I know it's been a while, 1410 01:05:06,457 --> 01:05:09,416 but I still remember red is your favorite color. 1411 01:05:09,791 --> 01:05:12,166 You like black. 1412 01:05:12,791 --> 01:05:15,791 You like red bean pudding. 1413 01:05:16,874 --> 01:05:20,166 You like wasabi. 1414 01:05:21,291 --> 01:05:23,374 How romantic! 1415 01:05:30,957 --> 01:05:38,416 "Flowers in bloom, we pledge our love." 1416 01:05:39,666 --> 01:05:47,374 "Nightingales sing, singing about our love." 1417 01:05:48,416 --> 01:05:56,499 "Love is in the air." 1418 01:05:57,166 --> 01:06:05,499 "We'll be together, our love will not die." 1419 01:06:12,541 --> 01:06:16,582 I'd like to propose. 1420 01:06:16,957 --> 01:06:18,457 Please say yes. 1421 01:06:25,832 --> 01:06:27,749 You're crying. 1422 01:06:28,582 --> 01:06:31,707 There goes your girl! 1423 01:06:32,166 --> 01:06:33,499 Let her go! 1424 01:06:33,832 --> 01:06:35,791 What's wrong with you? Epilepsy? 1425 01:06:36,166 --> 01:06:38,791 You're lying! You're a liar! 1426 01:06:39,041 --> 01:06:41,291 You're a hypocrite! 1427 01:06:42,291 --> 01:06:44,291 Don't believe him, Li! 1428 01:06:44,332 --> 01:06:46,207 I saved you the other day. 1429 01:06:46,832 --> 01:06:48,082 Step aside, Li. 1430 01:06:49,749 --> 01:06:50,624 What? 1431 01:06:50,666 --> 01:06:51,707 You garbage! 1432 01:06:51,749 --> 01:06:53,416 I'm giving you a chance to fight me, 1433 01:06:54,041 --> 01:06:56,124 yet you repay me with slander. 1434 01:06:56,999 --> 01:06:59,249 I'll show you no mercy in the ring. 1435 01:06:59,832 --> 01:07:00,916 Me neither. 1436 01:07:00,957 --> 01:07:02,666 I'll break your nose! 1437 01:07:03,374 --> 01:07:04,249 I'll kill you! 1438 01:07:04,624 --> 01:07:06,291 Excellent! Well said! 1439 01:07:06,332 --> 01:07:08,999 This will be our headline tomorrow. 1440 01:07:09,207 --> 01:07:10,124 Say that again. 1441 01:07:10,332 --> 01:07:11,249 I'll kill you! 1442 01:07:11,291 --> 01:07:12,541 Excellent! 1443 01:07:14,832 --> 01:07:15,874 What? 1444 01:07:23,332 --> 01:07:27,124 Cut the bullshit! He Jin Yin is not suicidal. 1445 01:07:27,582 --> 01:07:30,249 I measure up to my reputation, 1446 01:07:30,457 --> 01:07:33,082 I'll show you in a month... 1447 01:07:33,124 --> 01:07:35,249 ...what Ancient Chinese Boxing can do. 1448 01:07:35,666 --> 01:07:38,791 The drill will start tomorrow. 1449 01:07:39,124 --> 01:07:41,124 Let's go! 1450 01:07:44,249 --> 01:07:46,041 Don't stand behind me. Are you gay? 1451 01:07:46,082 --> 01:07:46,874 I thought you were leaving. 1452 01:07:46,916 --> 01:07:48,124 This way, asshole! 1453 01:07:48,166 --> 01:07:51,499 Sorry! Step aside. 1454 01:07:52,249 --> 01:07:53,832 You really think you can beat me? 1455 01:07:53,874 --> 01:07:55,082 I can give up my life for a girl, 1456 01:07:55,124 --> 01:07:57,624 can you? 1457 01:07:58,124 --> 01:07:59,999 Wait! Let's take a few more. 1458 01:08:00,041 --> 01:08:02,124 Li, don't mind that lunatic! 1459 01:08:02,457 --> 01:08:05,499 He's full of shit! Put on the ring! 1460 01:08:08,582 --> 01:08:10,582 I can't... 1461 01:08:10,957 --> 01:08:12,791 Why? You don't trust me? 1462 01:08:12,832 --> 01:08:14,041 I do, but... 1463 01:08:14,082 --> 01:08:16,041 Whatever happens, 1464 01:08:16,082 --> 01:08:17,332 let's go to my place tonight. 1465 01:08:17,374 --> 01:08:19,041 We need to talk, alright? 1466 01:08:19,082 --> 01:08:20,166 Give me some time. 1467 01:08:20,791 --> 01:08:22,207 Vivian, let's go! 1468 01:08:22,457 --> 01:08:23,291 Sure! 1469 01:08:24,832 --> 01:08:27,957 What do you think... 1470 01:09:05,749 --> 01:09:07,291 Ladies and gentlemen, we have a tip. 1471 01:09:07,332 --> 01:09:09,416 The Devilish Muscle Man... 1472 01:09:09,457 --> 01:09:10,999 ...has begun the grueling drill as we speak. 1473 01:09:11,166 --> 01:09:11,874 We waste no time... 1474 01:09:11,916 --> 01:09:13,457 ...in bringing you a live update. 1475 01:09:13,499 --> 01:09:15,041 It's spooky and ghastly. 1476 01:09:15,082 --> 01:09:17,832 Let's have a look around. 1477 01:09:23,832 --> 01:09:24,957 The fish balls are great! 1478 01:09:24,999 --> 01:09:25,707 Really? 1479 01:09:25,749 --> 01:09:26,666 Try it! 1480 01:09:27,041 --> 01:09:28,457 - Well? - Very chewy! 1481 01:09:28,582 --> 01:09:31,082 What about your training? 1482 01:09:31,124 --> 01:09:32,166 This is it! 1483 01:09:32,207 --> 01:09:33,041 Have you eaten? 1484 01:09:33,082 --> 01:09:33,666 - No! - Sit down! 1485 01:09:33,707 --> 01:09:34,499 Come on, sit down! 1486 01:09:34,624 --> 01:09:35,541 One more order of goose intestines. 1487 01:09:35,582 --> 01:09:36,249 Do you like it? 1488 01:09:36,291 --> 01:09:36,832 Yes! 1489 01:09:36,874 --> 01:09:37,916 One more order! 1490 01:09:37,957 --> 01:09:40,832 Are you filming us? We should get paid! 1491 01:09:42,207 --> 01:09:43,082 Where's my pork liver? 1492 01:09:43,124 --> 01:09:43,957 In the bottom. 1493 01:09:43,999 --> 01:09:45,791 No! I just put it in. 1494 01:09:45,832 --> 01:09:46,541 Did you eat it? 1495 01:09:46,582 --> 01:09:47,457 No! 1496 01:09:47,499 --> 01:09:48,624 Don't give me that! 1497 01:09:49,624 --> 01:09:50,374 What's this? 1498 01:09:50,416 --> 01:09:51,582 Why is it in my pocket? 1499 01:09:51,624 --> 01:09:52,749 There's a limit to my patience. 1500 01:09:54,249 --> 01:09:55,707 I see it... 1501 01:09:55,999 --> 01:09:57,207 How's the drill? 1502 01:09:57,457 --> 01:09:58,791 They're having hotpot. 1503 01:09:59,374 --> 01:10:00,291 Hotpot? 1504 01:10:00,332 --> 01:10:02,082 Yes, they ordered goose intestines, 1505 01:10:02,124 --> 01:10:03,291 fish balls, 1506 01:10:03,332 --> 01:10:05,416 and hard boiled eggs. 1507 01:10:05,457 --> 01:10:07,749 Allegedly it can reduce loss of fluid, 1508 01:10:07,791 --> 01:10:09,374 let's have hotpot tonight... 1509 01:10:09,416 --> 01:10:10,499 and try the eggs... 1510 01:10:10,541 --> 01:10:11,749 Shut up! 1511 01:10:13,624 --> 01:10:14,916 What are they up to? 1512 01:10:15,166 --> 01:10:16,499 We have 2 more weeks to go. 1513 01:10:16,541 --> 01:10:17,707 How is He Jin Yin... 1514 01:10:17,749 --> 01:10:18,707 ...getting on with his drill? 1515 01:10:18,749 --> 01:10:19,707 Let's take a look! 1516 01:10:20,332 --> 01:10:22,791 Come on baby, let's go for fun... Yeah! 1517 01:10:27,124 --> 01:10:28,707 Don't run... 1518 01:10:43,749 --> 01:10:46,541 What's this? Stop fooling around! 1519 01:10:46,707 --> 01:10:48,166 Either they have gone mad... 1520 01:10:48,457 --> 01:10:49,499 or this is a conspiracy. 1521 01:10:50,249 --> 01:10:51,541 I don't care what they're doing, 1522 01:10:51,791 --> 01:10:52,916 I'll beat him. 1523 01:10:52,957 --> 01:10:56,957 "True love is hard to find," 1524 01:10:56,999 --> 01:11:00,332 "I'm easily hurt." 1525 01:11:00,374 --> 01:11:04,249 "Looking for love..." 1526 01:11:41,749 --> 01:11:44,332 We're here to observe, 1527 01:11:44,374 --> 01:11:45,082 It should be alright. 1528 01:11:45,124 --> 01:11:46,999 Says who? I heard someone will be killed tonight. 1529 01:11:47,082 --> 01:11:48,166 You better be prepared. 1530 01:11:48,207 --> 01:11:49,041 No! 1531 01:11:49,082 --> 01:11:49,832 Why not? 1532 01:11:49,874 --> 01:11:52,207 When He Jin Yin goes down... 1533 01:11:52,457 --> 01:11:54,249 ...and we rush him to the hospital, 1534 01:11:54,291 --> 01:11:56,832 make sure you get close ups of his blood. 1535 01:11:56,874 --> 01:11:58,624 I want blood gushing out. 1536 01:11:58,749 --> 01:11:59,957 What if he's dead? 1537 01:11:59,999 --> 01:12:02,082 You'll get a raise, I'll get a promotion... 1538 01:12:02,207 --> 01:12:04,416 ...and we'll celebrate with champagne. 1539 01:12:05,457 --> 01:12:07,249 In this match between David and Goliath, 1540 01:12:07,291 --> 01:12:08,541 will there by mercy? 1541 01:12:08,582 --> 01:12:10,291 We'll do our best in the ring. 1542 01:12:10,332 --> 01:12:12,082 What about your opponent? 1543 01:12:12,249 --> 01:12:14,624 Will you Kill him by accident? 1544 01:12:14,666 --> 01:12:16,041 No comment! 1545 01:12:16,374 --> 01:12:18,291 Rumor has it you're pushing for death... 1546 01:12:18,332 --> 01:12:19,457 ...to boost the TV ratings, is that true? 1547 01:12:19,499 --> 01:12:21,457 That's a lie, it's impossible. 1548 01:12:21,499 --> 01:12:23,416 You opponent seems ill prepared, is this a ploy? 1549 01:12:23,457 --> 01:12:24,874 Has he completed his training? 1550 01:12:25,874 --> 01:12:27,916 What happens if you lose? 1551 01:12:28,082 --> 01:12:29,291 With a body like yours, 1552 01:12:29,332 --> 01:12:31,916 will you consider making a porno film? 1553 01:12:34,416 --> 01:12:35,916 Never! 1554 01:12:35,957 --> 01:12:37,999 I'll only make martial arts films. 1555 01:12:38,041 --> 01:12:39,124 Sorry... 1556 01:12:39,166 --> 01:12:40,291 Wait! 1557 01:12:42,749 --> 01:12:44,291 Sorry... 1558 01:12:45,166 --> 01:12:47,541 The world is full of morons, 1559 01:12:47,582 --> 01:12:49,166 asking all these dumb questions. 1560 01:12:49,457 --> 01:12:50,749 How can I lose? 1561 01:12:50,791 --> 01:12:52,832 Appearance is deceiving... 1562 01:12:58,582 --> 01:13:00,707 What is He Jin Yin up to? 1563 01:13:00,916 --> 01:13:03,041 Are you alright? 1564 01:13:03,207 --> 01:13:04,832 Where's Li? Is she here? 1565 01:13:04,999 --> 01:13:09,249 Don't be afraid... 1566 01:13:09,374 --> 01:13:11,166 ...| put my money on you. 1567 01:13:11,416 --> 01:13:13,291 No, I better bet... 1568 01:13:13,332 --> 01:13:15,416 Who's afraid? 1569 01:13:17,166 --> 01:13:19,666 Get ready, you're on in 10 minutes. 1570 01:13:20,332 --> 01:13:23,416 Even though all of us... 1571 01:13:23,457 --> 01:13:24,832 ...bet on Duan Shui Liu to win, 1572 01:13:25,832 --> 01:13:27,916 We're actually rooting for you. 1573 01:13:29,332 --> 01:13:31,791 We made you a robe, 1574 01:13:31,832 --> 01:13:33,541 Took us all night. 1575 01:13:35,082 --> 01:13:38,041 Thanks! Before I get in the ring, 1576 01:13:38,124 --> 01:13:39,957 I'd like to see Li. 1577 01:13:40,166 --> 01:13:42,082 I've already checked, she isn't here yet. 1578 01:13:42,374 --> 01:13:43,749 Are you ready? 1579 01:13:47,666 --> 01:13:49,207 Round 1! 1580 01:14:10,457 --> 01:14:11,749 I'm scared, Vivian. 1581 01:14:12,041 --> 01:14:13,541 Don't be, there's still 1 more minute. 1582 01:14:13,582 --> 01:14:14,582 Perfect timing. 1583 01:14:14,624 --> 01:14:15,666 I don't want them to fight. 1584 01:14:15,707 --> 01:14:17,082 Aren't you rooting for Duan Shui Liu? 1585 01:14:17,416 --> 01:14:19,749 No, I must tell Yin to forfeit. 1586 01:14:20,124 --> 01:14:21,999 What? 1587 01:14:22,832 --> 01:14:24,082 What's going on? 1588 01:14:24,374 --> 01:14:26,207 This can't be happening! 1589 01:14:27,166 --> 01:14:28,207 Anyone out there! Help! 1590 01:14:28,249 --> 01:14:29,624 Don't do this! 1591 01:14:31,999 --> 01:14:34,541 "Happy Boxing Championship” 1592 01:14:44,749 --> 01:14:46,457 All cameras stand by. 1593 01:14:47,624 --> 01:14:49,624 "Happy Boxing Championship”... 1594 01:14:49,666 --> 01:14:52,957 ...will begin, yeah... 1595 01:14:53,666 --> 01:14:54,916 First one out... 1596 01:14:54,957 --> 01:14:57,332 ...is Karate expert Duan Shui Liu, 1597 01:14:57,374 --> 01:14:58,916 nicknamed The Killing Machine. 1598 01:14:58,999 --> 01:15:00,832 Karate is about causing damage. 1599 01:15:01,082 --> 01:15:02,874 All Karate experts have trained... 1600 01:15:02,916 --> 01:15:04,457 ...every part of their bodies... 1601 01:15:04,624 --> 01:15:05,999 ...to be destructive. 1602 01:15:06,041 --> 01:15:07,457 Breaking ice, 1603 01:15:07,499 --> 01:15:08,541 chopping wood, 1604 01:15:08,582 --> 01:15:09,541 splitting stones, 1605 01:15:09,582 --> 01:15:10,374 breaking bottles. 1606 01:15:10,791 --> 01:15:13,666 Duan Shui Liu is particularly outstanding. 1607 01:15:13,874 --> 01:15:15,957 His punch has enough power... 1608 01:15:16,416 --> 01:15:18,082 ...to smash a water melon. 1609 01:15:18,124 --> 01:15:20,124 Talk is cheap. 1610 01:15:20,166 --> 01:15:22,707 Bring out your cameras and see for yourself. 1611 01:15:25,749 --> 01:15:29,124 Next up from the Ancient Chinese Boxing School, 1612 01:15:29,166 --> 01:15:30,332 the master Devilish Muscle Man... 1613 01:15:30,374 --> 01:15:32,791 ...is the arch enemy of Karate. 1614 01:15:32,832 --> 01:15:33,916 According to our sources, 1615 01:15:33,957 --> 01:15:35,791 other than making a mean cup of tea, 1616 01:15:35,832 --> 01:15:37,416 he hasn't learnt much. 1617 01:15:37,457 --> 01:15:38,582 That's why this duel... 1618 01:15:38,624 --> 01:15:39,916 ...is considered a suicidal attempt. 1619 01:15:39,999 --> 01:15:41,749 What prompted him to do this... 1620 01:15:41,791 --> 01:15:42,916 ...is still a mystery. 1621 01:15:42,957 --> 01:15:45,207 From the murderous look on his face, 1622 01:15:45,249 --> 01:15:46,457 he seems to have something up his sleeve, 1623 01:15:46,499 --> 01:15:48,749 making this into a greater mystery. 1624 01:15:48,791 --> 01:15:49,999 I'm backing you! 1625 01:15:50,041 --> 01:15:51,082 Thank you, Auntie! 1626 01:15:51,332 --> 01:15:52,916 Watch it! I banked all my money on you... 1627 01:15:52,957 --> 01:15:53,582 ...that you'll go down in Round 1. 1628 01:15:53,624 --> 01:15:54,749 Please step down... 1629 01:15:54,791 --> 01:15:56,499 Remember to go down in Round 1. 1630 01:15:56,541 --> 01:15:57,999 I'll do my best. 1631 01:15:59,916 --> 01:16:02,207 Let's welcome our 2 contestants! 1632 01:16:03,874 --> 01:16:06,124 They will carry on for 3 rounds. 1633 01:16:06,582 --> 01:16:08,416 In case we can't take any pictures later, 1634 01:16:08,457 --> 01:16:10,541 while they're still alive, 1635 01:16:10,582 --> 01:16:11,541 take a good one. 1636 01:16:11,624 --> 01:16:13,416 Say cheese! 1637 01:16:13,457 --> 01:16:14,582 Good... 1638 01:16:25,374 --> 01:16:26,457 This way... 1639 01:16:38,874 --> 01:16:40,082 The vote from the press... 1640 01:16:40,124 --> 01:16:41,416 is here in my hand. 1641 01:16:41,541 --> 01:16:44,124 He Jin Yin wins the best costume award. 1642 01:16:47,041 --> 01:16:48,124 Now... 1643 01:16:48,166 --> 01:16:50,374 Duan Shui Liu will... 1644 01:16:50,416 --> 01:16:51,832 ...give out the award. 1645 01:16:52,749 --> 01:16:54,749 Smile! 1646 01:16:55,332 --> 01:16:56,207 We want your picture. 1647 01:16:56,457 --> 01:16:57,957 Smile! 1648 01:17:03,832 --> 01:17:04,582 Thanks! 1649 01:17:05,041 --> 01:17:07,707 Mr. He did well with the costume. 1650 01:17:22,499 --> 01:17:24,207 Looks like they are ready to go. 1651 01:17:24,416 --> 01:17:26,957 Slaughter seems inevitable. 1652 01:17:31,624 --> 01:17:33,582 The match has begun. 1653 01:17:33,666 --> 01:17:36,041 Duan Shui Liu is like a tiger out of a cage. 1654 01:17:36,082 --> 01:17:38,457 They're fighting ferociously. 1655 01:17:38,499 --> 01:17:39,791 Hey... 1656 01:17:44,166 --> 01:17:46,082 Why did he turn his back? 1657 01:17:55,666 --> 01:17:57,082 Must be some trick. 1658 01:17:59,332 --> 01:18:00,874 In terms of skill, 1659 01:18:00,916 --> 01:18:02,499 you're no match for him. 1660 01:18:02,707 --> 01:18:03,874 What I'm teaching you... 1661 01:18:03,916 --> 01:18:05,999 ...is the highest realm of Ancient Chinese Boxing, 1662 01:18:06,041 --> 01:18:07,041 Psychological warfare. 1663 01:18:07,082 --> 01:18:09,166 We wined and dined ourselves for a month, 1664 01:18:09,207 --> 01:18:11,207 he became increasingly suspicious. 1665 01:18:11,249 --> 01:18:12,249 After a month of this, 1666 01:18:12,291 --> 01:18:13,957 if you turn your back on him, 1667 01:18:14,041 --> 01:18:15,207 I guarantee that for Round 1, 1668 01:18:15,249 --> 01:18:16,957 He won't come near you. 1669 01:18:17,124 --> 01:18:18,666 He's luring me over. 1670 01:18:18,916 --> 01:18:20,291 I shouldn't be afraid of him. 1671 01:18:20,749 --> 01:18:22,291 I'll tough it out. 1672 01:18:25,624 --> 01:18:27,791 Damn! Did he see through the trick? 1673 01:18:31,457 --> 01:18:32,499 What are they doing? 1674 01:18:32,541 --> 01:18:33,999 Tell them to fight! 1675 01:18:34,124 --> 01:18:35,749 I can't comment if they don't move! 1676 01:18:35,874 --> 01:18:37,291 Focus on the commentator. 1677 01:18:37,332 --> 01:18:39,207 Make up something. 1678 01:18:39,249 --> 01:18:41,541 If you get me fired, I'll kill you! 1679 01:18:41,582 --> 01:18:43,041 What can I say? 1680 01:18:43,082 --> 01:18:44,041 Use this! 1681 01:18:44,374 --> 01:18:45,707 "The Dragon Saber"? 1682 01:18:45,749 --> 01:18:47,207 What's wrong with you? Keep talking! 1683 01:18:47,249 --> 01:18:48,374 Come on! Hurry! 1684 01:18:48,416 --> 01:18:49,166 I can't believe this! 1685 01:18:49,207 --> 01:18:49,874 Come on! 1686 01:18:49,916 --> 01:18:51,041 The Lion King, no... 1687 01:18:51,124 --> 01:18:53,332 Duan Shui Liu strikes... 1688 01:18:53,374 --> 01:18:55,957 ...with Qi Shang Fist 1689 01:18:56,207 --> 01:18:58,791 which is deadly! 1690 01:18:59,124 --> 01:19:00,916 This is outrageous! 1691 01:19:00,999 --> 01:19:02,041 I don't know what I'm saying! 1692 01:19:02,082 --> 01:19:04,416 Just keep up the bullshit! 1693 01:19:07,624 --> 01:19:10,082 Zhang Wu Ji... no... He Jin Yin... 1694 01:19:10,124 --> 01:19:12,916 ...fought back with the Magic Move... 1695 01:19:12,957 --> 01:19:14,499 and dissipated Qi Shang Fist. 1696 01:19:14,541 --> 01:19:15,624 What? Magic Move? 1697 01:19:15,666 --> 01:19:17,832 He Jin Yin bellowed... 1698 01:19:17,874 --> 01:19:20,249 ...and dissipated Qi Shang Fist. 1699 01:19:20,291 --> 01:19:22,624 He Jin Yin bolted from here to there, 1700 01:19:22,666 --> 01:19:23,957 Duan Shui Liu can't even tell... 1701 01:19:23,999 --> 01:19:26,374 ...which one is the real He Jin Yin. 1702 01:19:26,416 --> 01:19:28,874 He frowned... 1703 01:19:29,082 --> 01:19:32,207 ...and made up his mind. 1704 01:19:32,249 --> 01:19:34,957 He yelled out to his Master, 1705 01:19:34,999 --> 01:19:37,457 summoning the dead to his assistance. 1706 01:19:38,999 --> 01:19:40,416 Don't worry! I have another one. 1707 01:19:41,082 --> 01:19:43,957 Duan Shui Liu fell into He Jin Yin's arms. 1708 01:19:43,999 --> 01:19:46,666 He closed his eyes, 1709 01:19:46,707 --> 01:19:48,957 his tender lips slightly open... 1710 01:19:48,999 --> 01:19:53,499 ...breathing out... "Jin Ping Mei"? 1711 01:19:54,666 --> 01:19:56,291 Don't worry... keep reading. 1712 01:19:58,499 --> 01:19:59,832 What is he talking about? 1713 01:19:59,874 --> 01:20:01,666 He Jin Yin is enjoying himself, 1714 01:20:01,707 --> 01:20:04,374 thinking the girl has fallen for him. 1715 01:20:04,416 --> 01:20:06,082 He feels her supple skin... 1716 01:20:06,124 --> 01:20:08,249 ...and her tender hands... 1717 01:20:08,291 --> 01:20:10,291 ...like cotton candy. 1718 01:20:10,332 --> 01:20:13,791 He feels that... 1719 01:20:13,957 --> 01:20:16,041 Shut up! 1720 01:20:17,041 --> 01:20:19,374 What the hell are you saying? 1721 01:20:19,416 --> 01:20:20,207 I'm talking to you! 1722 01:20:20,249 --> 01:20:22,374 You gave me no choice. 1723 01:20:22,582 --> 01:20:23,166 You weren't fighting. 1724 01:20:23,207 --> 01:20:24,957 How can we carry on the broadcast? 1725 01:20:25,249 --> 01:20:27,082 Some reporter you are! You know how to run a show? 1726 01:20:27,124 --> 01:20:28,707 How we run a show is none of your business! 1727 01:20:29,416 --> 01:20:30,457 Quiet! 1728 01:20:30,499 --> 01:20:31,166 Do me a favor! 1729 01:20:31,207 --> 01:20:32,249 Did you hear him? 1730 01:20:32,291 --> 01:20:33,124 What's wrong with you? 1731 01:20:33,166 --> 01:20:34,291 Fight your match and stay out of my business. 1732 01:20:34,332 --> 01:20:35,916 You won't move, I had to make something up! 1733 01:20:35,957 --> 01:20:37,374 How can you blame me? 1734 01:20:37,416 --> 01:20:38,541 Quiet! 1735 01:20:39,957 --> 01:20:41,707 End of Round 1. 1736 01:20:44,124 --> 01:20:45,457 Yeah... 1737 01:20:45,624 --> 01:20:46,957 Are you alright? 1738 01:20:47,207 --> 01:20:49,166 I'm scared! 1739 01:20:49,207 --> 01:20:50,791 Don't worry! 1740 01:20:51,041 --> 01:20:52,374 - Chief. - I know. 1741 01:20:52,916 --> 01:20:55,457 He's bluffing by turning his back. 1742 01:20:55,832 --> 01:20:57,374 I'll hit him from behind. 1743 01:20:57,416 --> 01:21:00,374 We'll see if he's courageous. 1744 01:21:21,249 --> 01:21:22,916 What are you up to now? 1745 01:21:31,124 --> 01:21:32,082 Is it a foul? 1746 01:21:32,124 --> 01:21:33,624 He's tossing a hammer, 1747 01:21:33,666 --> 01:21:34,957 and a knife. 1748 01:21:35,124 --> 01:21:36,707 So what? 1749 01:21:36,749 --> 01:21:38,374 He might stab me. 1750 01:21:38,791 --> 01:21:40,041 We'll deal with it when he does. 1751 01:21:40,082 --> 01:21:42,041 The law will punish him. 1752 01:21:42,374 --> 01:21:43,624 Just get on with the fight. 1753 01:21:43,666 --> 01:21:45,249 It's so boring. 1754 01:21:48,707 --> 01:21:51,041 If you get through Round 1, 1755 01:21:51,249 --> 01:21:52,541 He'll get restless. 1756 01:21:52,582 --> 01:21:54,541 In Round 2, we'll go one step further, 1757 01:21:54,582 --> 01:21:55,374 Scare him, 1758 01:21:55,416 --> 01:21:57,249 What's this? I'll kill you. 1759 01:21:59,791 --> 01:22:02,249 See that! He's hit! 1760 01:22:02,457 --> 01:22:03,707 Did you see that? 1761 01:22:03,749 --> 01:22:05,041 Stay out of trouble, cripple! 1762 01:22:05,082 --> 01:22:06,416 Or I'll come down and get you. 1763 01:22:06,457 --> 01:22:07,832 Don't blame me! 1764 01:22:38,999 --> 01:22:40,791 Duan Shui Liu is hit again! 1765 01:22:46,624 --> 01:22:47,874 Why doesn't he fight back? 1766 01:22:47,916 --> 01:22:49,332 He's been kicked. 1767 01:22:54,749 --> 01:22:56,374 Anything else? Give it here! 1768 01:22:56,624 --> 01:22:57,999 Nothing. 1769 01:22:58,374 --> 01:23:00,582 It seems I'm wounded. 1770 01:23:00,916 --> 01:23:03,291 Don't worry, the durian is not poisonous. 1771 01:23:04,082 --> 01:23:04,999 Oh! 1772 01:23:06,249 --> 01:23:07,582 Damn! 1773 01:23:08,082 --> 01:23:10,124 Commercial break! 1774 01:23:10,374 --> 01:23:11,374 Oh! 1775 01:23:15,624 --> 01:23:22,041 Yang Yin Pill, warm like the sun. 1776 01:23:23,166 --> 01:23:24,999 Why is there no sound? 1777 01:23:25,624 --> 01:23:26,624 Perhaps no battery. 1778 01:23:26,707 --> 01:23:27,457 Can't be! 1779 01:23:27,499 --> 01:23:28,707 Are you trapped inside? 1780 01:23:28,832 --> 01:23:30,499 Yes! What's wrong with you? 1781 01:23:30,541 --> 01:23:31,832 We've been in here for half an hour! 1782 01:23:31,874 --> 01:23:32,582 Fine! We'll let you wait... 1783 01:23:32,624 --> 01:23:33,457 ...another half an hour. 1784 01:23:33,499 --> 01:23:36,582 No! Please let us out! 1785 01:23:36,749 --> 01:23:39,666 The sun is out... 1786 01:23:48,041 --> 01:23:49,207 Round 3! 1787 01:23:49,457 --> 01:23:50,832 Kill him. 1788 01:23:50,874 --> 01:23:53,082 That'll only take a second. 1789 01:23:53,499 --> 01:23:55,291 Look at that garbage! 1790 01:23:55,707 --> 01:23:57,874 He's nothing! Everything is just an act! 1791 01:23:58,457 --> 01:23:59,541 Don't say that! 1792 01:23:59,582 --> 01:24:01,207 Every morning, 1793 01:24:01,249 --> 01:24:03,166 he gets on a high speed truck... 1794 01:24:03,207 --> 01:24:05,624 ...swinging around like a lunatic. 1795 01:24:05,832 --> 01:24:08,916 Can that be some special skill? 1796 01:24:09,249 --> 01:24:10,499 Skill my ass! Get lost! 1797 01:24:10,707 --> 01:24:12,041 He doesn't scare me! 1798 01:24:30,374 --> 01:24:32,499 Is this a foul? 1799 01:24:33,249 --> 01:24:35,791 Of course! 1800 01:24:35,832 --> 01:24:37,916 The pose is obscene. 1801 01:24:41,249 --> 01:24:42,541 He Jin Yin is clamped down. 1802 01:24:42,582 --> 01:24:43,332 You're mistaken. 1803 01:24:43,374 --> 01:24:45,207 He Jin Yin is in control. 1804 01:24:45,291 --> 01:24:46,374 Right! 1805 01:24:53,457 --> 01:24:56,749 The perfect defense... 1806 01:24:57,166 --> 01:25:00,249 ...is called The Clamp. 1807 01:25:00,541 --> 01:25:03,457 We must practice with a truck. 1808 01:25:03,541 --> 01:25:04,499 [t is most destructive. 1809 01:25:04,541 --> 01:25:07,791 The key is to clamp down your opponent. 1810 01:25:11,874 --> 01:25:15,582 Lock him in position... 1811 01:25:35,124 --> 01:25:36,541 Let go of me, garbage! 1812 01:25:36,666 --> 01:25:37,874 I'm not garbage! 1813 01:26:20,457 --> 01:26:22,916 Let go! 1814 01:26:23,624 --> 01:26:26,707 -I can't stand it! -I can't stand it! 1815 01:26:31,832 --> 01:26:33,207 Stop this! 1816 01:26:40,124 --> 01:26:42,832 You're the garbage! 1817 01:26:42,916 --> 01:26:44,999 Good work! 1818 01:26:45,499 --> 01:26:46,624 Yeah... 1819 01:26:46,916 --> 01:26:47,874 Be careful! 1820 01:26:55,124 --> 01:26:56,374 Asshole! 1821 01:26:56,541 --> 01:26:58,374 I'll be rid of you! 1822 01:27:04,374 --> 01:27:07,374 Let go! 1823 01:27:07,749 --> 01:27:08,832 Hold on! 1824 01:27:08,874 --> 01:27:10,291 Don't let go! 1825 01:27:10,332 --> 01:27:11,832 Don't let go! 1826 01:27:16,624 --> 01:27:21,957 Please let me go! 1827 01:27:24,124 --> 01:27:27,249 Stop it! 1828 01:27:27,499 --> 01:27:29,291 I know how you feel... 1829 01:27:29,332 --> 01:27:31,249 ...but I can't! 1830 01:27:36,666 --> 01:27:38,499 Help! 1831 01:27:58,332 --> 01:27:59,541 I can't stand it! 1832 01:28:00,749 --> 01:28:03,416 Full power lethal kick! 1833 01:28:07,291 --> 01:28:09,332 Round 3 is up! 1834 01:28:12,332 --> 01:28:14,374 I'm alive! 1835 01:28:18,374 --> 01:28:21,957 It's a miracle! He can stand up! 1836 01:28:21,999 --> 01:28:24,124 He's like Rocky! 1837 01:28:24,374 --> 01:28:25,416 You're great! 1838 01:28:26,291 --> 01:28:27,457 I'm so happy! 1839 01:28:27,541 --> 01:28:28,457 What are you? 1840 01:28:28,499 --> 01:28:29,791 After 3 rounds, 1841 01:28:29,832 --> 01:28:31,124 we have our consensus, 1842 01:28:31,166 --> 01:28:34,291 Duan Shui Liu is the winner! 1843 01:28:35,999 --> 01:28:37,416 I bet with all my money... 1844 01:28:37,457 --> 01:28:39,916 ...but you didn't kill him. 1845 01:28:51,916 --> 01:28:53,291 I thought you'll kill him! 1846 01:28:53,332 --> 01:28:55,249 You're a coward too! 1847 01:28:58,499 --> 01:28:59,749 I must sing a song... 1848 01:28:59,791 --> 01:29:01,457 ...to thank everyone for their support. 1849 01:29:01,624 --> 01:29:04,916 Hero... 1850 01:29:04,957 --> 01:29:06,791 Hurry! It's him over there! 1851 01:29:09,207 --> 01:29:10,041 Yin! 1852 01:29:10,249 --> 01:29:11,832 Please join me! 1853 01:29:13,041 --> 01:29:14,166 Li! 1854 01:29:15,207 --> 01:29:16,207 Yin! 1855 01:29:18,916 --> 01:29:20,666 This time I must kiss you. 1856 01:29:20,707 --> 01:29:22,041 I'm wounded. 1857 01:29:22,082 --> 01:29:23,457 My teeth have been knocked out. 1858 01:29:24,457 --> 01:29:26,207 I'm alive! 1859 01:29:26,791 --> 01:29:29,374 I'm so relieved! 1860 01:29:29,457 --> 01:29:31,124 Actually... 1861 01:29:35,207 --> 01:29:36,291 You garbage! 1862 01:29:36,332 --> 01:29:37,874 Bluffing me with tricks. 1863 01:29:38,374 --> 01:29:39,374 Of all the fights, 1864 01:29:39,416 --> 01:29:41,082 none of my opponents can stand up. 1865 01:29:41,124 --> 01:29:41,832 You're no exception. 1866 01:29:41,874 --> 01:29:44,041 I'll kill you! 1867 01:29:44,416 --> 01:29:45,582 Where are you going? 1868 01:29:46,082 --> 01:29:47,332 Why don't you congratulate me? 1869 01:29:47,582 --> 01:29:49,332 I told you to stay away from garbage. 1870 01:29:50,166 --> 01:29:51,082 What? 1871 01:29:51,124 --> 01:29:52,124 Stop! 1872 01:29:52,666 --> 01:29:54,416 You already won, leave him alone! 1873 01:29:54,957 --> 01:29:55,916 How dare you... 1874 01:29:55,957 --> 01:29:57,416 ...have no respect for me? 1875 01:30:06,832 --> 01:30:07,832 Come back, He Jin Yin! 1876 01:30:07,874 --> 01:30:09,499 Don't get carried away! 1877 01:30:09,624 --> 01:30:11,624 There's always someone stronger. 1878 01:30:12,207 --> 01:30:14,874 He Jin Yin has a good strategy. 1879 01:30:15,291 --> 01:30:17,207 You should admit defeat. 1880 01:30:17,666 --> 01:30:20,499 Going after him after you have won, 1881 01:30:20,957 --> 01:30:23,374 that's too much! 1882 01:30:23,416 --> 01:30:24,999 I dare you to fight me. 1883 01:30:28,166 --> 01:30:30,249 Members of Eagle Claw, get up! 1884 01:30:35,457 --> 01:30:37,957 Fine! I'll take you on! 1885 01:30:38,374 --> 01:30:40,499 I'll show you! 1886 01:30:40,541 --> 01:30:41,499 Charge... 1887 01:30:46,249 --> 01:30:47,124 This is ridiculous! 1888 01:30:47,166 --> 01:30:48,124 Why? 1889 01:30:48,166 --> 01:30:49,916 Let's get a taxi. 1890 01:30:49,957 --> 01:30:50,749 We won't fit, 1891 01:30:50,791 --> 01:30:51,749 5 of us is just right. 1892 01:30:51,791 --> 01:30:52,374 Yes... 1893 01:30:52,416 --> 01:30:53,416 Are you alright, Yin? 1894 01:30:53,457 --> 01:30:54,082 I'm fine. 1895 01:30:54,124 --> 01:30:56,207 Now there are 6. Boss, go by yourself! 1896 01:30:56,916 --> 01:30:57,832 Hey... 1897 01:31:04,166 --> 01:31:05,332 Kid! 1898 01:31:06,166 --> 01:31:07,249 Be forgiving... 1899 01:31:07,291 --> 01:31:08,291 Shut up! 1900 01:31:14,541 --> 01:31:16,041 Do we stop filming? 1901 01:31:16,499 --> 01:31:18,124 Are you crazy? I've been waiting all night... 1902 01:31:18,166 --> 01:31:19,999 ...for action like this. 1903 01:31:20,041 --> 01:31:21,957 Go according to plan, 1904 01:31:21,999 --> 01:31:23,666 get ready for lucky draw. 1905 01:31:25,999 --> 01:31:27,541 Don't be silly! 1906 01:31:27,582 --> 01:31:28,666 You're no match for him. 1907 01:31:28,707 --> 01:31:29,666 There's one last thing... 1908 01:31:29,916 --> 01:31:31,541 Get me a ladder. 1909 01:31:38,457 --> 01:31:39,457 I told you. 1910 01:31:39,499 --> 01:31:41,124 There's no such thing as Invincible Fireball. 1911 01:31:41,166 --> 01:31:41,957 I know I'm right. 1912 01:31:41,999 --> 01:31:42,957 Even if you are, 1913 01:31:42,999 --> 01:31:44,582 where can you find the ladder? 1914 01:31:44,749 --> 01:31:45,749 I found it. 1915 01:31:45,791 --> 01:31:46,582 Where? 1916 01:31:46,624 --> 01:31:47,791 Here. 1917 01:31:49,416 --> 01:31:50,249 Is it too long? 1918 01:31:51,666 --> 01:31:52,749 Ladies and gentlemen... 1919 01:31:52,916 --> 01:31:54,957 Last but not least... our lucky draw... 1920 01:31:55,124 --> 01:31:56,499 Lucky Wheel lucky draw. 1921 01:32:05,249 --> 01:32:08,207 Lucky draw? 1922 01:32:08,791 --> 01:32:09,916 I wish I'll win. 1923 01:32:09,957 --> 01:32:10,499 Yes... 1924 01:32:10,541 --> 01:32:13,791 Lucky draw? Let's play with the Lucky Wheel. 1925 01:32:14,207 --> 01:32:14,874 Yin! 1926 01:32:23,791 --> 01:32:24,499 Let go! 1927 01:32:27,082 --> 01:32:29,082 Come out, He Jin Yin! 1928 01:32:29,124 --> 01:32:30,957 Here I am! Come here. 1929 01:32:31,832 --> 01:32:33,332 Let's see who's garbage now! 1930 01:32:33,374 --> 01:32:34,541 Come on, garbage! 1931 01:32:34,582 --> 01:32:35,999 I dare you to fight me. 1932 01:32:40,082 --> 01:32:43,249 Invincible Fireball! 1933 01:33:23,207 --> 01:33:24,624 - Yin.. - Dont 1934 01:33:31,457 --> 01:33:32,291 Yin... 1935 01:33:32,874 --> 01:33:34,291 Yin... 1936 01:33:37,624 --> 01:33:38,916 Well? 1937 01:33:55,332 --> 01:33:56,749 You can't beat me so easily. 1938 01:33:56,791 --> 01:33:59,916 Karate is invincible! 1939 01:34:00,124 --> 01:34:02,541 You'll always be garbage! 1940 01:34:02,582 --> 01:34:03,916 You're garbage! 1941 01:34:03,957 --> 01:34:06,874 Save your breath! Quit the act! 1942 01:34:07,416 --> 01:34:09,457 You saw through me! I admit it... 1943 01:34:12,707 --> 01:34:14,041 I won! 1944 01:34:19,749 --> 01:34:20,832 Incredible! 1945 01:34:20,874 --> 01:34:23,666 You broke the Lucky Wheel. You must pay for it! 1946 01:34:23,707 --> 01:34:25,957 Incredible! 1947 01:34:25,999 --> 01:34:27,082 Where did you learn that? 1948 01:34:27,124 --> 01:34:27,999 From my Master. 1949 01:34:28,041 --> 01:34:29,957 No! He invented it! 1950 01:34:30,166 --> 01:34:34,082 You're a true warrior. 1951 01:34:34,124 --> 01:34:37,249 I was right about you. I'm so proud! 1952 01:34:37,291 --> 01:34:38,916 Thanks to you, Master. 1953 01:34:38,957 --> 01:34:40,499 Don't say that! 1954 01:34:41,499 --> 01:34:44,082 I seek no publicity. I'm the Devilish Muscle Man. 1955 01:34:44,207 --> 01:34:45,832 When Yin first came to me, 1956 01:34:45,874 --> 01:34:46,874 he was a fool. 1957 01:34:46,916 --> 01:34:50,166 If I hadn't... 1958 01:34:50,207 --> 01:34:51,332 Give me... 1959 01:34:51,374 --> 01:34:52,457 Mr. He, 1960 01:34:52,499 --> 01:34:54,416 uou did a good thing. 1961 01:34:54,457 --> 01:34:56,874 It's my duty as a citizen, 1962 01:34:56,916 --> 01:34:58,707 doing charity work is my interest. 1963 01:34:58,832 --> 01:34:59,791 I help old ladies cross the street. 1964 01:34:59,832 --> 01:35:01,291 I do that once a week. 1965 01:35:01,332 --> 01:35:02,582 On public holidays, 1966 01:35:02,624 --> 01:35:03,624 I'll even do 2 or 3 times. 1967 01:35:03,666 --> 01:35:04,916 Listen, 1968 01:35:04,957 --> 01:35:06,999 because he ate our pineapple rice. 1969 01:35:07,041 --> 01:35:09,999 There's real pineapples in it. 1970 01:35:10,041 --> 01:35:11,707 Our meat ball soup has real shit. 1971 01:35:11,791 --> 01:35:12,624 I bet you don't believe me, 1972 01:35:12,666 --> 01:35:15,207 get us some shit. 1973 01:35:15,249 --> 01:35:16,082 Let me show you... 1974 01:35:16,291 --> 01:35:18,124 Tell us what are your plans. 1975 01:35:20,749 --> 01:35:22,499 What I want the most... 1976 01:35:22,666 --> 01:35:25,041 ...is for Li to accompany me to see... 1977 01:35:25,082 --> 01:35:26,666 ...Leon Lat's concert tomorrow night. 1978 01:35:26,832 --> 01:35:29,332 I went through great trouble for the tickets. 1979 01:35:29,374 --> 01:35:31,332 Li? Where are you? 1980 01:35:32,332 --> 01:35:33,499 Li... 1981 01:35:37,249 --> 01:35:38,291 Li. 1982 01:35:45,291 --> 01:35:46,916 Li, I want to... 1983 01:35:46,957 --> 01:35:50,124 Shut up and kiss me! 1984 01:35:50,791 --> 01:35:53,499 "I'm used to being alone,” 1985 01:35:54,499 --> 01:35:58,457 "watching the blue sky," 1986 01:35:58,666 --> 01:36:05,541 "racing the wind alone.” 1987 01:36:06,791 --> 01:36:13,541 "It was fate that I met you," 1988 01:36:13,832 --> 01:36:19,999 "touching my hardened heart." 1989 01:36:20,874 --> 01:36:23,832 "No one can compare to you," 1990 01:36:24,457 --> 01:36:28,707 "I'll never forget your smile,” 1991 01:36:28,999 --> 01:36:35,082 "You're the one I love." 1992 01:36:36,957 --> 01:36:40,582 "You kiss me with those tender lips,” 1993 01:36:40,916 --> 01:36:44,082 "I can't help myself," 1994 01:36:44,124 --> 01:36:50,874 "I'm losing control."